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title: "3 Bryan James Quotes"
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# Bryan James

 **3** quotes in **1** categories

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##  Quotes by Bryan James

> [“We seemed to be quite adept at pulling the eject lever on frying pan and landing our happy tails in the fire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-james/we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-the-eject-lever-on-frying-pan/)

Bryan James

[Fire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dc/bryan-james-71462_quote_we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-t_1441731.jpg)

> [“I’d prefer not to end up at the losing end of a zombie ass tonight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-james/i-d-prefer-not-to-end-up-at-the-losing-end-of-a-zombie-ass-tonight/)

Bryan James

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/317/bryan-james-71462_quote_i-d-prefer-not-to-end-up-at-the-losing-e_1737502.jpg)

> [“They’re like a Jenny Craig group meeting in a Krispy Kreme discount outlet… no matter how strong you are, you’re not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-james/they-re-like-a-jenny-craig-group-meeting-in-a-krispy-kreme-discount/)

Bryan James

[Krispy kreme](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/krispy-kreme/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ab/bryan-james-71462_krispy-kreme_they-re-like-a-jenny-craig-group-meeting_2906477.jpg)

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