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title: "2 Bruce Baum Quotes - Famous Actor (Isaiah Berlin and the Politics of Freedom)"
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# Bruce Baum

(1951)   Actor   United States

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Bruce Baum is an actor from the United States, best known for *Isaiah Berlin and the Politics of Freedom*.

## Quick Facts About Bruce Baum

Born March 18, 1951

Nationality United States

Profession Actor

Notable works Isaiah Berlin and the Politics of Freedom

## About Bruce Baum

Bruce Baum is an American comedian. His live act consists of prop comedy as well as more traditional stand-up material. One of his best-known stand-up routines is his diaper-wearing Baby Man character. Baum is recognized for his large mustache, long hair, and remarkable resemblance to musician David Crosby.

##  Quotes by Bruce Baum

> [I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-baum/i-don-t-know-what-s-wrong-with-my-television-set-i-was-getting-c-span/)

[Bruce Baum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-baum/)

[Bought](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bought/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c1/bruce-baum-106601_bought_i-don-t-know-what-s-wrong-with-my-televi_2691230.jpg)

> [I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-baum/i-don-t-kill-flies-but-i-like-to-mess-with-their-minds-i-hold-them/)

[Bruce Baum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-baum/)

[Flies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/flies/)

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