---
title: "4 Brendon Small Quotes"
description: "Brendon Small is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, director, producer, and musician who is known for co-creating the animated series Home Mo..."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b027/author-brendon-small-67226.jpg"
---

![Portrait of Brendon Small](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b027/author-brendon-small-67226.jpg)

# Brendon Small

 **4** quotes in **33** categories

Rate this collection:  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★   No ratings yet

Brendon Small is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, director, producer, and musician who is known for co-creating the animated series Home Movies and Metalocalypse. He also writes the music, and is the main performer for the fictional melodic death metal band Dethklok, which began as the

##  Quotes by Brendon Small

> [I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the-highest-dropout-rate-of-any/)

Brendon Small

[Care](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/care/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/504/brendon-small-67226_care_i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the_1377905.jpg)

> [“Can you use this for soup?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/can-you-use-this-for-soup/)

Brendon Small

[Food](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/food/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/083/brendon-small-67226_food_can-you-use-this-for-soup-1697273_1697273.png)

> [I'd rather DIE than go to heaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven/)

Brendon Small

[Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55b/brendon-small-67226_death_i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven-2207509_2207509.png)

> [Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax-breaks-and-adultery/)

Brendon Small

[Adultery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adultery/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca7/brendon-small-67226_adultery_marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax_3041411.png)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/#itemlist",
            "name": "Brendon Small Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 4,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Brendon Small"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the-highest-dropout-rate-of-any/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/504/brendon-small-67226_care_i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the_1377905.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/504/brendon-small-67226_care_i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the_1377905.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/504/brendon-small-67226_care_i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the_1377905.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the…” — Brendon Small",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Can you use this for soup?”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Brendon Small"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/can-you-use-this-for-soup/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/083/brendon-small-67226_food_can-you-use-this-for-soup-1697273_1697273.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/083/brendon-small-67226_food_can-you-use-this-for-soup-1697273_1697273.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/083/brendon-small-67226_food_can-you-use-this-for-soup-1697273_1697273.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Can you use this for soup?” — Brendon Small",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I'd rather DIE than go to heaven.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Brendon Small"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55b/brendon-small-67226_death_i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven-2207509_2207509.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55b/brendon-small-67226_death_i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven-2207509_2207509.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55b/brendon-small-67226_death_i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven-2207509_2207509.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I'd rather DIE than go to heaven.” — Brendon Small",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Brendon Small"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax-breaks-and-adultery/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca7/brendon-small-67226_adultery_marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax_3041411.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca7/brendon-small-67226_adultery_marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax_3041411.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca7/brendon-small-67226_adultery_marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax_3041411.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.” — Brendon Small",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "Person",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/#person",
            "name": "Brendon Small",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/",
            "image": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b027/author-brendon-small-67226.jpg",
            "description": "Brendon Small is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, director, producer, and musician who is known for co-creating the animated series Home Movies and Metalocalypse. He also writes the music, and is the main performer for the fictional melodic death metal band Dethklok, which began as the"
        },
        {
            "@type": "ProfilePage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/",
            "name": "Brendon Small",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/#person"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/504/brendon-small-67226_care_i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the_1377905.jpg"
            },
            "description": "Brendon Small is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, director, producer, and musician who is known for co-creating the animated series Home Mo...",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Authors",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/authors/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Brendon Small",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendon-small/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```