--- title: "12 Boat_Grandberry Quotes" description: "Boat_Grandberry has 12 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/boat-grandberry-37461_funny_life-is-shorter-than-kevin-hart-752297_752297.jpg" --- # Boat\_Grandberry **12** quotes in **33** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Boat\_Grandberry > [Life is shorter than Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/life-is-shorter-than-kevin-hart/) Boat\_Grandberry [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/boat-grandberry-37461_funny_life-is-shorter-than-kevin-hart-752297_752297.jpg) > [Don't chase your dreams,Wake up and face Reality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/don-t-chase-your-dreams-wake-up-and-face-reality/) Boat\_Grandberry [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/102/boat-grandberry-37461_chase-your-dreams_don-t-chase-your-dreams-wake-up-and-face_2016624.jpg) > [Married to Life,only death can divorce us](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/married-to-life-only-death-can-divorce-us/) Boat\_Grandberry [Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e2/boat-grandberry-37461_death_married-to-life-only-death-can-divorce-u_149094.jpg) > [That WTF moment when you go to sleep and ZzzZzzZZzZ actually comes outta your mouth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/that-wtf-moment-when-you-go-to-sleep-and-zzzzzzzzzz-actually-comes/) Boat\_Grandberry [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/245/boat-grandberry-37461_funny_that-wtf-moment-when-you-go-to-sleep-and_1352188.jpg) > [If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/if-you-re-a-dude-and-it-takes-more-than-20-seconds-to-take-of-your/) Boat\_Grandberry [Being gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-gay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15f/boat-grandberry-37461_being-gay_if-you-re-a-dude-and-it-takes-more-than_362029.jpg) > [On Twitter , we follow people but we don't know where they're going](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/on-twitter-we-follow-people-but-we-don-t-know-where-they-re-going/) Boat\_Grandberry [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbd/boat-grandberry-37461_follow_on-twitter-we-follow-people-but-we-don-t_2520055.jpg) > [I miss my childhood days.Those days when the only website I cared about was miniclip.com](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/i-miss-my-childhood-days-those-days-when-the-only-website-i-cared/) Boat\_Grandberry [Childhood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/childhood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb6/boat-grandberry-37461_childhood_i-miss-my-childhood-days-those-days-when_523773.jpg) > [You know you're a Hoe when you tweet RT if you've ever seen me naked and you end up trending worldwide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/you-know-you-re-a-hoe-when-you-tweet-rt-if-you-ve-ever-seen-me-naked/) Boat\_Grandberry [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/boat-grandberry-37461_funny_you-know-you-re-a-hoe-when-you-tweet-rt_524930.jpg) > [Yesterday is always an Ex.Today never stays.Tomorrow is the dream you're waiting for but never comes.Life just breaks my heart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/yesterday-is-always-an-ex-today-never-stays-tomorrow-is-the-dream-you/) Boat\_Grandberry [Dreams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dreams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d9/boat-grandberry-37461_dreams_yesterday-is-always-an-ex-today-never-st_139715.jpg) > [What the hell are you waiting for? A Green Light? No! Your green light was the day u made it outta your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/what-the-hell-are-you-waiting-for-a-green-light-no-your-green-light/) Boat\_Grandberry [Green light](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/green-light/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7aa/boat-grandberry-37461_life_what-the-hell-are-you-waiting-for-a-gree_1663152.jpg) > [That awkward moment when R.Kelly dies and God asks him : Are you a mountain,Are you a tall tree,are you really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/that-awkward-moment-when-r-kelly-dies-and-god-asks-him-are-you-a/) Boat\_Grandberry [Awkward moment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkward-moment/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8a/boat-grandberry-37461_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-when-r-kelly-dies-an_1274434.jpg) > [Treat your Life like a gun think before you pull the trigger,before it's too late you'll be another dead nigga…dead nigga rest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/treat-your-life-like-a-gun-think-before-you-pull-the-trigger-before/) Boat\_Grandberry [Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fef/boat-grandberry-37461_death_treat-your-life-like-a-gun-think-before_1415110.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boat-grandberry/#itemlist", "name": "Boat_Grandberry Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Life is shorter than Kevin Hart", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Boat_Grandberry" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boat-grandberry/life-is-shorter-than-kevin-hart/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/boat-grandberry-37461_funny_life-is-shorter-than-kevin-hart-752297_752297.jpg", "contentUrl": 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