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title: "31 Blades Of Glory Quotes"
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# Blades Of Glory

 **31** quotes in **21** categories

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Blades of Glory is a 2007 American sports comedy film directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon, written by Jeff Cox, Craig Cox, John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky. It stars Will Ferrell and Jon Heder as a mismatched pair of banned figure skaters who become teammates upon discovering a loophole that will

##  Quotes by Blades Of Glory

> [Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it! -Jimmy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/hi-you-ve-reached-jimmy-if-you-can-dream-it-you-can-do-it-jimmy/)

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[Dream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dream/)

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> [Remember how they used to be alive? -Stranz Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/remember-how-they-used-to-be-alive-stranz-van-waldenberg/)

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[Alive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alive/)

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> [I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! -Jimmy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-m-getting-sick-you-smell-like-aftershave-and-taco-meat-jimmy/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Sick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sick/)

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> [Personal philosophy? Clothing optional. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/personal-philosophy-clothing-optional-chazz/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Fashion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fashion/)

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> [Figure skating? Give it up, Jimmy! It's like a cruel bitch mother! -Coach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/figure-skating-give-it-up-jimmy-it-s-like-a-cruel-bitch-mother-coach/)

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[Figure skating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/figure-skating/)

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> [Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/nancy-kerrigan-you-an-official-here-cause-you-ve-officially-given-me/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Boner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boner/)

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> [Banned for life. That's a long time. -Darren MacElroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/banned-for-life-that-s-a-long-time-darren-macelroy/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Banned](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banned/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/blades-of-glory-20065_life_banned-for-life-that-s-a-long-time-darre_1136911.jpg)

> [It makes my hair shine like Orion's Belt out on the ice. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/it-makes-my-hair-shine-like-orion-s-belt-out-on-the-ice-chazz/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Hair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hair/)

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> [You're living in the past, Sammi. Me and the Woodland Fairies, we're living in the HERE and NOW. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/you-re-living-in-the-past-sammi-me-and-the-woodland-fairies-we-re/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/)

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> [He likes food and dreams and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green Tomatoes. -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/he-likes-food-and-dreams-and-whispers-his-favorite-movie-is-short/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Dreams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dreams/)

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> [Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/troubled-childhood-if-you-consider-a-9-year-old-kid-with-a-35-year/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Childhood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/childhood/)

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> [Who's gonna save you now, Chazz? Is Little Lord MacLeroy gonna come and meet ya down here? -Stranz Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/who-s-gonna-save-you-now-chazz-is-little-lord-macleroy-gonna-come-and/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Gonna Come](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gonna-come-256661/)

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> [Jimmy may be renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott, but after that performance, he's starting to reek... Of gold. -Co-Anchor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/jimmy-may-be-renowned-for-his-personal-hygiene-scott-but-after-that/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Jimmy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jimmy/)

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> [Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/jimmy-i-see-you-got-fat-chazz-i-see-you-still-look-like-a-fifteen/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Girl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girl/)

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> [I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you Jimmy, and I don't wanna miss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-don-t-want-to-close-my-eyes-don-t-want-to-fall-asleep-cause-i-miss/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Close Eyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/close-eyes/)

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> [Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want, but don't even look at the Verticoli... -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/help-yourself-to-the-mane-n-tail-all-you-want-but-don-t-even-look-at/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Help yourself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/help-yourself/)

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> [Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed. -Katie Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/great-that-ll-give-me-time-to-get-my-jugs-waxed-katie-van-waldenberg/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Jugs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jugs/)

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> [Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado. -Co-Anchor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/chazz-michael-michaels-an-ice-devouring-sex-tornado-co-anchor/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Chazz Michael Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chazz-michael-michaels-216567/)

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> [I'm gonna take all of your stuffed animals and shove them down my pants. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-m-gonna-take-all-of-your-stuffed-animals-and-shove-them-down-my/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Stuffed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stuffed/)

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> [No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/no-exaggeration-i-could-not-love-a-human-baby-more-then-i-love-this/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Baby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baby/)

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> [Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole! -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/whoever-invented-rope-was-a-real-a-hole-chazz/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Rope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rope/)

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> [Better step aside homeschool, there's a new Sheriff in town. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/better-step-aside-homeschool-there-s-a-new-sheriff-in-town-chazz/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Sheriff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sheriff/)

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> [I wanna wear the gold medal... naked. -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Gold medal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gold-medal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg)

> [I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-sent-you-a-cup-of-my-blood-did-you-get-my-blood-hector/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Cup Blood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cup-blood-2692890/)

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> [I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up. -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-totally-want-to-cut-off-your-skin-and-wear-it-to-my-birthday-it-s/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Birthday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/birthday/)

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> [I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-m-a-sex-addict-and-i-m-attracted-to-women-chazz/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Addict](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/addict/)

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> [Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch. -Stranz Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/not-only-did-we-embarrass-marky-mark-we-let-down-the-funky-bunch/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Embarrass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/embarrass/)

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> [Jimmy: Get out of my face. Chazz: I'll get inside your face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/jimmy-get-out-of-my-face-chazz-i-ll-get-inside-your-face/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Face](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/face/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/blades-of-glory-20065_quote_jimmy-get-out-of-my-face-chazz-i-ll-get_1360137.jpg)

> [Chazz: I think I see the Virgin Mary! Jimmy: No, that's not her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/chazz-i-think-i-see-the-virgin-mary-jimmy-no-that-s-not-her/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Jimmy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jimmy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/407/blades-of-glory-20065_jimmy_chazz-i-think-i-see-the-virgin-mary-jimm_2557541.jpg)

> [Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner? -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/did-you-carve-up-any-ice-with-your-weiner-chazz/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Carve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/carve/)

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> [I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything! -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-m-a-sex-addict-it-s-my-cross-to-bear-it-s-a-real-disease-with/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Addict](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/addict/)

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