--- title: "Best Bill Engvall Sayings" description: "William Ray Engvall Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. He has released stand-up comedy albums through Warner Records and ..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bill-engvall-17897.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bill-engvall-17897.jpg) # Bill Engvall (1957) Actor United States **84** quotes in **547** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Bill Engvall is an actor from the United States, best known for *Just a guy*. ## Quick Facts About Bill Engvall Born July 27, 1957 Nationality United States Profession Actor Notable works Just a guy ## About Bill Engvall William Ray Engvall Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. He has released stand-up comedy albums through Warner Records and BNA Records, which is defunct. His most-known album is his 1996 debut Here's Your Sign, certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album derives its name from Engvall's signature routine "here's your sign", wherein he offers "signs" to people whom he deems lacking in intellect. He has toured as a comedian both by himself and as a member of Blue Collar Comedy Tour which included Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White. Engvall's television roles include Delta, The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Bill Engvall Show, and Lingo. ## Quotes by Bill Engvall · Page 3 > [So the hotel tells us that it is not safe to go in the water because its shark mating time. I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/so-the-hotel-tells-us-that-it-is-not-safe-to-go-in-the-water-because/) [Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/bill-engvall-8106_feels_so-the-hotel-tells-us-that-it-is-not-saf_2606722.jpg) > [I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/i-was-traveling-down-the-road-with-a-buddy-and-there-s-a-guy-driving/) [Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f2/bill-engvall-8106_buddy_i-was-traveling-down-the-road-with-a-bud_364166.jpg) > [I was born in Galveston, Texas in 1957 in the middle of a hurricane. I guess because of the drop in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/i-was-born-in-galveston-texas-in-1957-in-the-middle-of-a-hurricane-i/) [Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/170/bill-engvall-8106_affected_i-was-born-in-galveston-texas-in-1957-in_559617.jpg) > [Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/yesterday-my-son-was-out-in-the-yard-playing-with-his-friend-and-he/) [Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/) [Dad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dad/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/bill-engvall-8106_dad_yesterday-my-son-was-out-in-the-yard-pla_1374272.jpg) ## Bill Engvall by topic [Funny (14)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/bill-engvall/) [Humor (12)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/bill-engvall/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/#itemlist", "name": "Bill Engvall Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So the hotel tells us that it is not safe to go in the water because its shark mating time. 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