--- title: "Best Bauvard Quotations" description: "Bauvard has 138 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings, across 217 categories." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-bauvard-3155.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-bauvard-3155.jpg) # Bauvard **138** quotes in **217** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Bauvard · Page 4 > [“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/there-is-an-enduring-freshness-in-what-remains-strange-and-obscure/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Cliche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cliche/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/bauvard-3155_cliche_there-is-an-enduring-freshness-in-what-r_1093247.jpg) > [“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/have-a-baby-shower-then-an-abortion-now-you-just-have-to-lose-a/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Abortion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abortion/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/bauvard-3155_abortion_have-a-baby-shower-then-an-abortion-now_944345.jpg) > [“Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/embarrassing-facts-those-would-really-help-our-children-remember/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Education](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/education/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/846/bauvard-3155_education_embarrassing-facts-those-would-really-he_405624.jpg) > [“I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/i-bet-there-are-a-lot-of-women-out-there-who-want-to-sleep-with-a-guy/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Endowed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/endowed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/275/bauvard-3155_endowed_i-bet-there-are-a-lot-of-women-out-there_3062894.jpg) > [“Teacher: a master who, through personal example, inspires students to rebel against learning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/teacher-a-master-who-through-personal-example-inspires-students-to/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Education](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/education/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/332/bauvard-3155_education_teacher-a-master-who-through-personal-ex_1815040.jpg) > [“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/frogs-we-all-want-their-long-tongues-and-jumping-power-but-aspiring/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Comic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comic/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b06/bauvard-3155_quote_frogs-we-all-want-their-long-tongues-and_1006164.jpg) > [“Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/sympathy-is-why-when-a-man-is-getting-mugged-you-let-him-keep-his/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81c/bauvard-3155_funny_sympathy-is-why-when-a-man-is-getting-mu_1820944.jpg) > [“Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/some-people-won-t-have-kids-but-i-m-not-going-to-have-parents-i-m/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Burning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/burning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fd/bauvard-3155_burning_some-people-won-t-have-kids-but-i-m-not_3081449.jpg) > [“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/without-humor-we-d-all-be-what-we-re-laughing-at-without-arrogance-we/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Arrogance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/arrogance/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/bauvard-3155_humor_without-humor-we-d-all-be-what-we-re-lau_981366.jpg) > [“Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/every-culture-has-some-ritual-for-joining-two-people-together-and/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Culture](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/culture/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e7/bauvard-3155_culture_every-culture-has-some-ritual-for-joinin_424350.jpg) > [“Sending love letters to first-graders will teach them lessons in cursive. But writing back will test their commitment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/sending-love-letters-to-first-graders-will-teach-them-lessons-in/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Cursive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cursive/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afa/bauvard-3155_love_sending-love-letters-to-first-graders-wi_2109660.jpg) > [“We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do,’ but I have yet to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/we-need-to-revitalize-the-american-spirit-people-are-always-asking/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [American spirit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/american-spirit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb4/bauvard-3155_american-spirit_we-need-to-revitalize-the-american-spiri_3067566.jpg) > [“Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/trees-are-corrupting-our-parks-they-should-be-arrested-for-loitering/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Trees](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trees/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62b/bauvard-3155_trees_trees-are-corrupting-our-parks-they-shou_1653346.jpg) > [“Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/where-does-love-reveal-itself-in-beds-sofas-bathtubs-each-section-of/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Department store](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/department-store/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/793/bauvard-3155_department-store_where-does-love-reveal-itself-in-beds-so_2761127.jpg) > [“Be true to your divided selves. They're the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/be-true-to-your-divided-selves-they-re-the-only-ones-who-will-support/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Divided](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/divided/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6a/bauvard-3155_time_be-true-to-your-divided-selves-they-re-t_1400412.jpg) > [“It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/it-s-best-to-only-exercise-when-the-air-conditioning-is-working/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Air conditioning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/air-conditioning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7cf/bauvard-3155_air-conditioning_it-s-best-to-only-exercise-when-the-air_1824860.jpg) > [“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/the-amount-of-educational-programming-on-television-today-is-simply/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Desensitized](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/desensitized/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/844/bauvard-3155_desensitized_the-amount-of-educational-programming-on_313065.jpg) > [“A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/a-hobby-is-labor-disguising-itself-as-leisure-it-is-extremely/) [Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/) [Hobby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hobby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/728/bauvard-3155_hobby_a-hobby-is-labor-disguising-itself-as-le_2359834.jpg) ## Bauvard by topic [Humor (39)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/bauvard/) [Funny (38)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/bauvard/) [Life (12)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/bauvard/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/#itemlist", "name": "Bauvard Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bauvard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/there-is-an-enduring-freshness-in-what-remains-strange-and-obscure/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/bauvard-3155_cliche_there-is-an-enduring-freshness-in-what-r_1093247.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/bauvard-3155_cliche_there-is-an-enduring-freshness-in-what-r_1093247.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a70/bauvard-3155_cliche_there-is-an-enduring-freshness-in-what-r_1093247.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only…” — Bauvard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. 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