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title: "2 Audrey Shafer Quotes"
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# Audrey Shafer

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##  Quotes by Audrey Shafer

> [“Gabe pulled the card from the envolope. I want to help you. He flipped the card over. You are the best thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-shafer/gabe-pulled-the-card-from-the-envolope-i-want-to-help-you-he-flipped/)

Audrey Shafer

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> [“Don't believe everything they tell you, boy. A watched pot does boil and sometimes you ken tell a book by its cover.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-shafer/don-t-believe-everything-they-tell-you-boy-a-watched-pot-does-boil/)

Audrey Shafer

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