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# Attila the Stockbroker

(1957)   Poet

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Attila the Stockbroker is a poet.

## Quick Facts About Attila the Stockbroker

Born October 21, 1957

Profession Poet

## About Attila the Stockbroker

British punk poet, folk punk musician and songwriter... \| John Baine, better known by his stage name Attila the Stockbroker, is an English punk poet, multi instrumentalist musician and songwriter. He performs solo and as the leader of the band Barnstormer 1649, who combine early music and punk. He has performed over 4000 concerts, published ten books of po

##  Quotes by Attila the Stockbroker

> [I am one of a team of Iraqi weapons inspectors currently travelling through the United Kingdom under very difficult conditions searching for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/attila-the-stockbroker/i-am-one-of-a-team-of-iraqi-weapons-inspectors-currently-travelling/)

Attila the Stockbroker

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/attila-the-stockbroker-75476_conditions_i-am-one-of-a-team-of-iraqi-weapons-insp_1365764.jpg)

> [My wardrobe is like a garden oh, I don't know how I've got the gall! My wardrobe is just like a wardrobe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/attila-the-stockbroker/my-wardrobe-is-like-a-garden-oh-i-don-t-know-how-i-ve-got-the-gall-my/)

Attila the Stockbroker

[Garden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/garden/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/767/attila-the-stockbroker-75476_garden_my-wardrobe-is-like-a-garden-oh-i-don-t_1405861.jpg)

> [In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Gotcha!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/attila-the-stockbroker/in-the-beginning-was-the-word-and-the-word-was-gotcha/)

Attila the Stockbroker

[Beginning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beginning/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae4/attila-the-stockbroker-75476_bible_in-the-beginning-was-the-word-and-the-wo_1835159.jpg)

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