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# Ann Everett

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##  Quotes by Ann Everett

> [“I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-everett/i-swear-when-that-woman-dies-she-ll-be-deader-than-everybody-else/)

Ann Everett

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/498/ann-everett-78387_dies_i-swear-when-that-woman-dies-she-ll-be-d_50361.jpg)

> [“I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-everett/i-d-rather-be-stung-to-death-by-a-bunch-of-piss-ants-synola-harper/)

Ann Everett

[Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death/)

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> [“I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-everett/i-feel-like-i-ve-been-ironing-all-day-in-high-heels-and-no-brassiere/)

Ann Everett

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/ann-everett-78387_funny-romance_i-feel-like-i-ve-been-ironing-all-day-in_1774965.jpg)

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