--- title: "4 Andre the BFG Quotes" description: "Andre the BFG has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/898/andre-the-bfg-67900_celebrities_the-celebs-i-hate-are-the-manufactured-c_633745.jpg" --- # Andre the BFG **4** quotes in **16** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Andre the BFG > [“The celebs I hate are the manufactured celebs. Famous people are surrounded by parasites and cocksuckers - people who hope to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-the-bfg/the-celebs-i-hate-are-the-manufactured-celebs-famous-people-are/) [Andre the BFG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-the-bfg/) [Celebrities](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/celebrities/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/898/andre-the-bfg-67900_celebrities_the-celebs-i-hate-are-the-manufactured-c_633745.jpg) > [“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-the-bfg/a-little-work-with-an-ordinary-household-screwdriver-can-provide-a/) [Andre the BFG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-the-bfg/) [Beer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c33/andre-the-bfg-67900_beer_a-little-work-with-an-ordinary-household_1028432.jpg) > [“There is something about having a charismatic blonde at the front that seems to lift any random collection of axe wielding blokes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-the-bfg/there-is-something-about-having-a-charismatic-blonde-at-the-front/) [Andre the BFG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-the-bfg/) [Band](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/band/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/796/andre-the-bfg-67900_band_there-is-something-about-having-a-charis_2227193.jpg) > [“There is no relationship between brain size and intelligence. There is however a strong correlation between the size of the brain and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-the-bfg/there-is-no-relationship-between-brain-size-and-intelligence-there-is/) [Andre the BFG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-the-bfg/) [Brain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fa/andre-the-bfg-67900_brain_there-is-no-relationship-between-brain-s_2872518.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-the-bfg/#itemlist", "name": "Andre the BFG Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The celebs I hate are the manufactured celebs. Famous people are surrounded by parasites and cocksuckers - people who hope to make a bit out of it themselves or grab a few crumbs from the table. But a while back one of these parasites figured out \"why go through all the hard work of trying to discover a talented sucker before somebugger else does?\". \"Why not just CREATE one, right here, right now?\". So they pick someone who maybe owns one or two bits of the celebrity toolbox - an arse that doesn't look like it fell off the back of a refuse truck, or a complete lack of self-consciousness - and teach them to simulate the other bits. 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