--- title: "33 Anchorman Quotes" description: "Anchorman has 33 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings, across 19 categories." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71b/anchorman-18945_quote_for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-worke_403030.jpg" --- # Anchorman **33** quotes in **19** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Anchorman > [For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-workers-let-s-be-co-people-ron/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Night](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/night/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71b/anchorman-18945_quote_for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-worke_403030.jpg) > [Take me to Pleasure Town. - Veronica Corningstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/take-me-to-pleasure-town-veronica-corningstone/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Pleasure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pleasure/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dab/anchorman-18945_pleasure_take-me-to-pleasure-town-veronica-cornin_253742.jpg) > [You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgundy/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Smelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/smelly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anchorman-18945_smelly_you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgu_2606066.jpg) > [It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/it-s-so-damn-hot-milk-was-a-bad-choice-ron-burgundy/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Milk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/milk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/686/anchorman-18945_quote_it-s-so-damn-hot-milk-was-a-bad-choice-r_1976306.jpg) > [I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-hate-you-ron-burgundy-i-hate-you-wes-mantooth/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Hate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hate/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/anchorman-18945_hate_i-hate-you-ron-burgundy-i-hate-you-wes-m_2855859.jpg) > [Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/youve-got-a-dirty-whorish-mouth-ron-burgundy/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Dirty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dirty/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/216/anchorman-18945_dirty_youve-got-a-dirty-whorish-mouth-ron-burg_3190030.jpg) > [I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion-ron-burgundy/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/burgundy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed8/anchorman-18945_quote_i-m-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion-ron-burgu_1804452.jpg) > [Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/last-time-i-looked-in-the-dictionary-my-name-s-ron-burgundy-ron/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/burgundy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f9/anchorman-18945_last-time_last-time-i-looked-in-the-dictionary-my_1193004.jpg) > [ Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy \[to waiter\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ill-have-three-fingers-of-glenlivet-with-a-little-bit-of-pepper-and/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Waiter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/waiter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0e/anchorman-18945_quote_ill-have-three-fingers-of-glenlivet-with_2172872.jpg) > [Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/oh-ron-there-are-literally-thousands-of-other-men-that-i-should-be/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/love/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/anchorman-18945_love_oh-ron-there-are-literally-thousands-of_185773.jpg) > [At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/at-the-bottom-of-my-gut-with-every-inch-of-me-i-plain-straight-hate/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Hate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hate/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f20/anchorman-18945_hate_at-the-bottom-of-my-gut-with-every-inch_3204037.jpg) > [I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-gonna-punch-you-in-the-ovary-that-s-what-i-m-gonna-do-a-straight/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ron-burgundy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f19/anchorman-18945_quote_i-m-gonna-punch-you-in-the-ovary-that-s_1460327.jpg) > [I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-woke-up-on-the-floor-of-some-japanese-family-s-rec-room-and-they/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Family](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/family/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20a/anchorman-18945_family_i-woke-up-on-the-floor-of-some-japanese_981603.jpg) > [I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here-it-goes-down-down-into-my/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Scotch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/scotch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/anchorman-18945_quote_i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here_2135001.jpg) > [No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called-sex-panther-by-odeon-its/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Smell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/smell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f5/anchorman-18945_quote_no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called_448292.jpg) > [Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bob-dylan-once-wrote-the-times-they-are-a-changin-ron-burgundy-had/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Bob dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bob-dylan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/anchorman-18945_bob-dylan_bob-dylan-once-wrote-the-times-they-are_2331576.jpg) > [What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and-you-ate-the-whole-wheel-of/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Cheese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheese/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a6/anchorman-18945_quote_what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and_1523617.jpg) > [Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/oh-audrey-i-look-like-hell-i-got-bags-under-my-eyes-whats-that-well/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ron-burgundy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/anchorman-18945_ron-burgundy_oh-audrey-i-look-like-hell-i-got-bags-un_2777585.jpg) > [Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-ladies-can-do-stuff-now-and-you/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Bartender](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bartender/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/086/anchorman-18945_spanish_bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-la_1060448.jpg) > [Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/im-a-man-who-discovered-the-wheel-and-built-the-eiffel-tower-out-of/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Eiffel tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eiffel-tower/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f04/anchorman-18945_eiffel-tower_im-a-man-who-discovered-the-wheel-and-bu_2149689.jpg) > [Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-how-are-you-you-look-awfully-nice-tonight-hmm-maybe-don/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Next time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/next-time/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c5/anchorman-18945_next-time_ron-burgundy-how-are-you-you-look-awfull_2639490.jpg) > [You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-re-so-wise-you-re-like-a-miniature-buddha-covered-with-hair-ron/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wise/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/625/anchorman-18945_wise_you-re-so-wise-you-re-like-a-miniature-b_2883701.jpg) > [The human torch was denied a bank loan. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/the-human-torch-was-denied-a-bank-loan-ron-burgundy/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Denied](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/denied/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/115/anchorman-18945_quote_the-human-torch-was-denied-a-bank-loan-r_2252290.jpg) > [The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/the-arsonist-has-oddly-shaped-feet-ron-burgundy/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Arsonist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/arsonist/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/anchorman-18945_arsonist_the-arsonist-has-oddly-shaped-feet-ron-b_2715651.jpg) > [I don't know what we're yelling about! - Brick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-don-t-know-what-we-re-yelling-about-brick/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Brick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06f/anchorman-18945_quote_i-don-t-know-what-we-re-yelling-about-br_861305.jpg) > [Sand Diego! Discovered by the Germans. In 1904, they named it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/sand-diego-discovered-by-the-germans-in-1904-they-named-it/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Discovered](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/discovered/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff0/anchorman-18945_discovered_sand-diego-discovered-by-the-germans-in_2968474.jpg) > [I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -Frank Vitchard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-am-gonna-straight-up-murder-your-ass-frank-vitchard/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Murder Ass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/murder-ass-2447546/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/anchorman-18945_murder-ass_i-am-gonna-straight-up-murder-your-ass-f_2663633.jpg) > [Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. - Brian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-i-know-it-sounds-harsh-but-god-does-not-want-her-to-live-brian/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Harsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/harsh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a66/anchorman-18945_harsh_ron-i-know-it-sounds-harsh-but-god-does_2424433.jpg) > [Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/well-i-could-be-wrong-but-i-believe-uh-diversity-is-an-old-old-wooden/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/burgundy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/anchorman-18945_civil-war_well-i-could-be-wrong-but-i-believe-uh-d_1961889.jpg) > [What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-guys-can-t-say-one-thing-even-the-guy-that-can-t-think-said/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Guy Think](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guy-think-249102/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e84/anchorman-18945_quote_what-you-guys-can-t-say-one-thing-even-t_263575.jpg) > [Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i-m-ron-burgundy-ed-harken/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Question mark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/question-mark/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28b/anchorman-18945_question-mark_ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i_946222.jpg) > [Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/veronica-corningstone-for-the-entire-channel-4-news-team-i-m-veronica/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [San diego](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/san-diego/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c2/anchorman-18945_san-diego_veronica-corningstone-for-the-entire-cha_595175.jpg) > [I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-will-have-you-know-that-i-have-more-talent-and-more-intelligence-in/) [Anchorman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/) [Intelligence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/intelligence/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/406/anchorman-18945_intelligence_i-will-have-you-know-that-i-have-more-ta_2522723.jpg) ## Anchorman by topic [Ron Burgundy (22)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ron-burgundy/anchorman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman/#itemlist", "name": "Anchorman Quotes", "numberOfItems": 33, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For just one night let's not be Co-workers. 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Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anchorman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here-it-goes-down-down-into-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/anchorman-18945_quote_i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here_2135001.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/anchorman-18945_quote_i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here_2135001.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/anchorman-18945_quote_i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here_2135001.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. 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Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good. -Brian Fantana", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anchorman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called-sex-panther-by-odeon-its/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f5/anchorman-18945_quote_no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called_448292.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f5/anchorman-18945_quote_no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called_448292.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f5/anchorman-18945_quote_no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called_448292.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. 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You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. -Ron Burgundy", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anchorman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and-you-ate-the-whole-wheel-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a6/anchorman-18945_quote_what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and_1523617.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a6/anchorman-18945_quote_what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and_1523617.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a6/anchorman-18945_quote_what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and_1523617.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? 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Look, I don't speak Spanish.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anchorman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-ladies-can-do-stuff-now-and-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/086/anchorman-18945_spanish_bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-la_1060448.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/086/anchorman-18945_spanish_bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-la_1060448.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/086/anchorman-18945_spanish_bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-la_1060448.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Bartender: You know, times are changing. 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