--- title: "Best Amit Verma Sayings" description: "Amit Verma has 115 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings, across 137 categories." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-amit-verma-4152.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-amit-verma-4152.jpg) # Amit Verma **115** quotes in **137** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Amit Verma is an Indian cricketer who bats left‑handed and bowls leg‑break. ## Quick Facts About Amit Verma Notable works Phytomicrobiome Interactions and Sustainable Agriculture ## About Amit Verma Amit Verma is an Indian cricketer. He is a left‑handed batsman and a leg‑break bowler. Verma made his first‑class debut for Karnataka against Delhi in the 2007–08 Ranji Trophy. ## Quotes by Amit Verma · Page 3 > [You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/you-can-make-literally-anything-sound-sexual-just-by-whispering-it/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cc/amit-verma-4152_funny_you-can-make-literally-anything-sound-se_3191690.jpg) > [A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/a-lady-once-called-911-because-her-local-mcdonalds-had-ran-out-of/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00d/amit-verma-4152_funny_a-lady-once-called-911-because-her-local_988131.jpg) > [Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/don-t-love-someone-because-you-have-sex-with-them-have-sex-with/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bee/amit-verma-4152_humor_don-t-love-someone-because-you-have-sex_896175.jpg) > [I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-can-t-decide-if-people-who-wear-pajamas-in-public-have-given-up-on/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c7/amit-verma-4152_life_i-can-t-decide-if-people-who-wear-pajama_1484667.jpg) > [Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/just-went-on-facebook-and-saw-a-status-saying-like-if-your-in-the/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Funny facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-facebook-status/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e14/amit-verma-4152_funny-facebook-statu_just-went-on-facebook-and-saw-a-status-s_1164792.jpg) > [I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-don-t-understand-how-people-approach-their-crush-i-don-t-even-have/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Crush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crush/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/amit-verma-4152_crush_i-don-t-understand-how-people-approach-t_2488469.jpg) > [Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/bitches-come-to-school-looking-like-hell-everyday-and-then-friday/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b16/amit-verma-4152_bitches_bitches-come-to-school-looking-like-hell_16940.jpg) > [Kanye's baby was born yesterday right? peep this. 6/15/2013 6 1+5= 6 2+0+1+3 = 6 666! ð±ð Nigga what ð³ ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/kanye-s-baby-was-born-yesterday-right-peep-this-6-15-2013-6-1-5-6-2-0/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ada/amit-verma-4152_quote_kanye-s-baby-was-born-yesterday-right-pe_1702846.jpg) > [Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/rape-period-abuse-abortion-pregnancy-harassment-breast-cancer-being/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Abuse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abuse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/amit-verma-4152_abuse_rape-period-abuse-abortion-pregnancy-har_506064.jpg) > [No man is worth fighting over! If he was really yours you wouldn't have to fight over him!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/no-man-is-worth-fighting-over-if-he-was-really-yours-you-wouldn-t/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Cheesy love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheesy-love/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce5/amit-verma-4152_cheesy-love_no-man-is-worth-fighting-over-if-he-was_1046772.jpg) > [Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/right-now-you-have-3-fingers-behind-your-phone-your-pinky-tucked/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c9/amit-verma-4152_funny_right-now-you-have-3-fingers-behind-your_1486499.jpg) > [Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/females-will-argue-with-you-for-30mins-then-be-like-i-ain-t-even/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53e/amit-verma-4152_argue_females-will-argue-with-you-for-30mins-t_2681501.jpg) > [If you tell your friends you're pregnant & they say by who. The you're a hoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/if-you-tell-your-friends-you-re-pregnant-they-say-by-who-the-you-re-a/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Friendship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friendship/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fd/amit-verma-4152_friendship_if-you-tell-your-friends-you-re-pregnant_1434597.jpg) > [\*On a roller coaster\* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/on-a-roller-coaster-other-people-ahhh-wooohoo-me-holy-shit-omg-omg/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d89/amit-verma-4152_funny_on-a-roller-coaster-other-people-ahhh-wo_129324.jpg) > [Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/girls-who-pretend-to-act-stupid-because-they-think-it-s-cute-need-to/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Girls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/080/amit-verma-4152_girls_girls-who-pretend-to-act-stupid-because_3030261.jpg) > [Drake: The type of nigga, to try and find the same hooker in GTA. Because he felt the connection.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/drake-the-type-of-nigga-to-try-and-find-the-same-hooker-in-gta/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52a/amit-verma-4152_drake_drake-the-type-of-nigga-to-try-and-find_1468050.jpg) > [I hate when girls say, You probably say that to every girl B\*tch, dont you use the same resume when applying for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-hate-when-girls-say-you-probably-say-that-to-every-girl-b-tch-dont/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Girls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/amit-verma-4152_girls_i-hate-when-girls-say-you-probably-say-t_743370.jpg) > [My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/my-favorite-texts-are-the-ones-where-you-re-read-and-it-still-puts-a/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/558/amit-verma-4152_first-time_my-favorite-texts-are-the-ones-where-you_1249169.jpg) > [I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-made-the-mistake-of-asking-siri-what-women-want-and-she-has-been/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Failure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/failure/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/118/amit-verma-4152_failure_i-made-the-mistake-of-asking-siri-what-w_3121829.jpg) > [Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/stop-complaining-about-being-single-we-have-bigger-problems-here-like/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Being single](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-single/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b1/amit-verma-4152_being-single_stop-complaining-about-being-single-we-h_2851733.jpg) > [Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/jack-be-nimble-jack-be-quick-dramatic-pause-girl-i-know-you-want-this/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/amit-verma-4152_humor_jack-be-nimble-jack-be-quick-dramatic-pa_1199575.jpg) > [You know its going to be a great story when it starts off with, So this BITCH...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/you-know-its-going-to-be-a-great-story-when-it-starts-off-with-so/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ae/amit-verma-4152_funny_you-know-its-going-to-be-a-great-story-w_873938.jpg) > [I'm the jealous type , you know why ? Because remember , we started out as Just friends too ...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-m-the-jealous-type-you-know-why-because-remember-we-started-out-as/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Friends](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friends/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/amit-verma-4152_girls_i-m-the-jealous-type-you-know-why-becaus_1764246.jpg) > [I think its funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-think-its-funny-that-people-who-treat-you-like-shit-get-offended/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Bad karma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bad-karma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/578/amit-verma-4152_bad-karma_i-think-its-funny-that-people-who-treat_1538847.jpg) > [Meeting someone accidentally then realising what a huge part they play in your life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/meeting-someone-accidentally-then-realising-what-a-huge-part-they/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71d/amit-verma-4152_life_meeting-someone-accidentally-then-realis_959716.jpg) > [I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-always-laugh-when-people-ask-me-how-i-type-so-fast-like-if-you-were/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/amit-verma-4152_fast_i-always-laugh-when-people-ask-me-how-i_3033125.jpg) > [The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you. :D :D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/the-faster-a-girl-mentions-that-she-has-a-boyfriend-the-more-creeped/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f46/amit-verma-4152_funny_the-faster-a-girl-mentions-that-she-has_2230740.jpg) > [I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like oh except me lol ha ha no especially you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-hate-it-when-i-say-i-hate-everyone-and-then-someone-s-like-oh/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Hate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hate/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9b/amit-verma-4152_humor_i-hate-it-when-i-say-i-hate-everyone-and_875694.jpg) > [That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/that-awkward-moment-when-your-mom-compares-you-to-another-kid-and-she/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/642/amit-verma-4152_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-when-your-mom-compar_1400753.jpg) > [If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber. ~ Albert Einstein . He'd been inspired by porn for sure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/if-i-had-my-life-to-live-over-again-id-be-a-plumber-albert-einstein/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ed/amit-verma-4152_funny_if-i-had-my-life-to-live-over-again-id-b_2216457.jpg) > [No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/no-one-likes-mondays-homework-fake-friends-school-being-ignored-drama/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/facebook-status/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/amit-verma-4152_facebook-status_no-one-likes-mondays-homework-fake-frien_2487891.jpg) > [So if Mary gave birth to Jesus…and Jesus is the lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/so-if-mary-gave-birth-to-jesus-and-jesus-is-the-lamb-of-god-did-mary/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/557/amit-verma-4152_eminem_so-if-mary-gave-birth-to-jesus-and-jesus_831076.jpg) > [A Baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're homealone, and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/a-baby-s-laughter-is-one-of-the-most-beautiful-sounds-you-will-ever/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Baby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/826/amit-verma-4152_funny_a-baby-s-laughter-is-one-of-the-most-bea_858693.jpg) > [Pregnant women that smoke disgust me. Don't stop for your own health, but at least for the life you are carrying inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/pregnant-women-that-smoke-disgust-me-don-t-stop-for-your-own-health/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Disgust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disgust/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/amit-verma-4152_life_pregnant-women-that-smoke-disgust-me-don_1699488.jpg) > [My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/my-girlfriend-says-i-can-t-focus-on-two-things-at-once-guess-she-hasn/) [Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/amit-verma-4152_funny_my-girlfriend-says-i-can-t-focus-on-two_2124449.jpg) ## Amit Verma by topic [Funny (44)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/amit-verma/) [Humor (16)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/amit-verma/) [Girls (15)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girls/amit-verma/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/#itemlist", "name": "Amit Verma Quotes", "numberOfItems": 35, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Amit Verma" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/you-can-make-literally-anything-sound-sexual-just-by-whispering-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cc/amit-verma-4152_funny_you-can-make-literally-anything-sound-se_3191690.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cc/amit-verma-4152_funny_you-can-make-literally-anything-sound-se_3191690.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cc/amit-verma-4152_funny_you-can-make-literally-anything-sound-se_3191690.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty” — Amit Verma", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Amit Verma" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/a-lady-once-called-911-because-her-local-mcdonalds-had-ran-out-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00d/amit-verma-4152_funny_a-lady-once-called-911-because-her-local_988131.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00d/amit-verma-4152_funny_a-lady-once-called-911-because-her-local_988131.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00d/amit-verma-4152_funny_a-lady-once-called-911-because-her-local_988131.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets.” — Amit Verma", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't love someone because you have sex with them. 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Because remember , we started out as Just friends too ...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Amit Verma" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-m-the-jealous-type-you-know-why-because-remember-we-started-out-as/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/amit-verma-4152_girls_i-m-the-jealous-type-you-know-why-becaus_1764246.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/amit-verma-4152_girls_i-m-the-jealous-type-you-know-why-becaus_1764246.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/amit-verma-4152_girls_i-m-the-jealous-type-you-know-why-becaus_1764246.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm the jealous type , you know why ? 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