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title: "115 Amit Verma Quotes"
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# Amit Verma

 **115** quotes in **137** categories

Amit Verma’s lines jump from school‑day jokes about outfits to wild roller‑coaster screams. He jokes about friends who never return borrowed things and about weather that shows off its heat. The tone mixes crude humor with everyday frustrations and a hint of grief for a lost friend.

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Amit Verma is an Indian cricketer who bats left‑handed and bowls leg‑break.

## Quick Facts About Amit Verma

Notable works Phytomicrobiome Interactions and Sustainable Agriculture

## About Amit Verma

Amit Verma is an Indian cricketer. He is a left‑handed batsman and a leg‑break bowler. Verma made his first‑class debut for Karnataka against Delhi in the 2007–08 Ranji Trophy.

##  Quotes by Amit Verma

> [Mouth is so dry like a nuns vag](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/mouth-is-so-dry-like-a-nuns-vag/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16c/amit-verma-4152_funny_mouth-is-so-dry-like-a-nuns-vag-491994_491994.jpg)

> [Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/mistake-1-being-the-fastest-sperm/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Failure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/failure/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/amit-verma-4152_failure_mistake-1-being-the-fastest-sperm-262901_2629013.jpg)

> [Girls love to fish,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/girls-love-to-fish/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Fish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fish/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bd/amit-verma-4152_fish_girls-love-to-fish-256287_256287.jpg)

> [Me: hey White girl: you're\*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/me-hey-white-girl-you-re/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b47/amit-verma-4152_funny_me-hey-white-girl-you-re-2193768_2193768.jpg)

> [Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/your-mom-is-like-a-mosquito-because-when-i-slapped-her-she-stopped/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c38/amit-verma-4152_funny_your-mom-is-like-a-mosquito-because-when_1231989.jpg)

> [Girl : you're cute me: it's not april fools day yet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/girl-you-re-cute-me-it-s-not-april-fools-day-yet/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[April fool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/april-fool/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1e/amit-verma-4152_april-fool_girl-you-re-cute-me-it-s-not-april-fools_1609433.jpg)

> [Who needs porn sites when Facebook is becoming one...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/who-needs-porn-sites-when-facebook-is-becoming-one/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/facebook-status/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2a/amit-verma-4152_facebook-status_who-needs-porn-sites-when-facebook-is-be_933494.jpg)

> [I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-masturbated-over-a-blind-girl-yesterday-she-never-saw-me-coming/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Blind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blind/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/417/amit-verma-4152_blind_i-masturbated-over-a-blind-girl-yesterda_784831.jpg)

> [Bitch, don't stand too close to the heater. Plastic melts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/bitch-don-t-stand-too-close-to-the-heater-plastic-melts/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c3/amit-verma-4152_humor_bitch-don-t-stand-too-close-to-the-heate_1155875.jpg)

> [My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/my-laptop-is-making-weird-noises-i-think-its-masturbating/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-facebook-status/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d1/amit-verma-4152_funny-facebook-statu_my-laptop-is-making-weird-noises-i-think_2234157.jpg)

> [A lot of shit happens to me, I just don't talk about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/a-lot-of-shit-happens-to-me-i-just-don-t-talk-about-it/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Being depressed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-depressed/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d35/amit-verma-4152_being-depressed_a-lot-of-shit-happens-to-me-i-just-don-t_3178543.jpg)

> [The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at dat ass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/the-best-curve-on-a-girl-is-her-smile-lol-just-kidding-look-at-dat-ass/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Curve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/curve/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34c/amit-verma-4152_curve_the-best-curve-on-a-girl-is-her-smile-lo_775705.jpg)

> [Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/hats-off-to-the-courage-of-internet-explorer-when-it-asks-would-you/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Browser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/browser/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d51/amit-verma-4152_courage_hats-off-to-the-courage-of-internet-expl_1841122.jpg)

> [Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: \*sits with family\* Me: \*gets insulted by entire family\* Me: \*goes back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/parent-why-don-t-you-come-socialize-with-the-family-me-sits-with/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Family](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/family/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/amit-verma-4152_family_parent-why-don-t-you-come-socialize-with_2835788.jpg)

> [10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/10-year-old-s-have-a-blackberry-an-ipad-a-laptop-and-a-facebook-when/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f7/amit-verma-4152_funny_10-year-old-s-have-a-blackberry-an-ipad_2545216.jpg)

> [Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/confidence-self-respect-humility-my-dick-patience-honesty-and-loyalty/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Confidence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/confidence/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/722/amit-verma-4152_confidence_confidence-self-respect-humility-my-dick_2383280.jpg)

> [Why tell social networking sites that you're on your period? Nobody cares if your uterus lining is leaving your body](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/why-tell-social-networking-sites-that-you-re-on-your-period-nobody/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fec/amit-verma-4152_funny_why-tell-social-networking-sites-that-yo_1571813.jpg)

> [I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-can-t-believe-how-strong-the-winds-were-last-night-i-nipped-out-to/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Last night](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/last-night/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6f/amit-verma-4152_last-night_i-can-t-believe-how-strong-the-winds-wer_1611856.jpg)

> [Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/roses-are-red-grass-is-greener-when-i-think-of-you-i-touch-my-wiener/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Flowers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/flowers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d8/amit-verma-4152_flowers_roses-are-red-grass-is-greener-when-i-th_125165.jpg)

> [For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/for-those-who-know-nothing-about-how-to-satisfy-a-woman-the-g-spot-is/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/amit-verma-4152_funny_for-those-who-know-nothing-about-how-to_2944833.jpg)

> [A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/a-serious-warning-to-all-my-friends-drinking-driving-is-extremely/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Dangerous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dangerous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/537/amit-verma-4152_drinking_a-serious-warning-to-all-my-friends-drin_1202510.jpg)

> [Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/now-i-know-we-said-things-did-things-that-we-didn-t-mean-and-we-fall/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eminem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/amit-verma-4152_eminem_now-i-know-we-said-things-did-things-tha_479730.jpg)

> [Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/justin-bieber-saved-my-life-a-year-ago-i-had-a-motorcycle-accident/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Accident](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accident/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a46/amit-verma-4152_celebs_justin-bieber-saved-my-life-a-year-ago-i_1793177.jpg)

> [I want a new life (start over) One without a cause (clean slate) So I'm coming home tonight (yeah) Well, no matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-want-a-new-life-start-over-one-without-a-cause-clean-slate-so-i-m/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Afraid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/afraid/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b8/amit-verma-4152_afraid_i-want-a-new-life-start-over-one-without_3145175.jpg)

> [Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/being-the-1-of-the-population-that-doesn-t-receive-a-cute-morning-text/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51c/amit-verma-4152_funny_being-the-1-of-the-population-that-doesn_147338.jpg)

> [No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/no-matter-how-funny-you-are-if-i-don-t-like-you-i-won-t-laugh/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/563/amit-verma-4152_comedy_no-matter-how-funny-you-are-if-i-don-t-l_463328.jpg)

> [Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/boobs-are-to-men-what-laser-pointers-are-to-cats/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Boobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boobs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/amit-verma-4152_boobs_boobs-are-to-men-what-laser-pointers-are_2427667.jpg)

> [Girls with big tits get loads of attention](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/girls-with-big-tits-get-loads-of-attention/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Girls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girls/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/013/amit-verma-4152_girls_girls-with-big-tits-get-loads-of-attenti_172169.jpg)

> [Wow the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/wow-the-last-time-i-saw-something-like-you-i-flushed-it/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Flush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/flush/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7f/amit-verma-4152_flush_wow-the-last-time-i-saw-something-like-y_881298.jpg)

> [A slut is like an elevator; a lot of people go in](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/a-slut-is-like-an-elevator-a-lot-of-people-go-in/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Elevator](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/elevator/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/amit-verma-4152_elevator_a-slut-is-like-an-elevator-a-lot-of-peop_2368027.jpg)

> [R.I.P Heath (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008). You are missed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/r-i-p-heath-april-4-1979-january-22-2008-you-are-missed/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/heath/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16a/amit-verma-4152_heath_r-i-p-heath-april-4-1979-january-22-2008_203313.jpg)

> [I'd beat you up, but that might be considered animal abuse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/i-d-beat-you-up-but-that-might-be-considered-animal-abuse/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Abuse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abuse/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfe/amit-verma-4152_abuse_i-d-beat-you-up-but-that-might-be-consid_3159815.jpg)

> [As the number of Age goes up , the number of friends goes down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/as-the-number-of-age-goes-up-the-number-of-friends-goes-down/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friend/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/amit-verma-4152_friendship_as-the-number-of-age-goes-up-the-number_1211951.jpg)

> [Time is precious! Don't let anyone waste yours](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/time-is-precious-don-t-let-anyone-waste-yours/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Precious](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/precious/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/591/amit-verma-4152_precious_time-is-precious-don-t-let-anyone-waste_2277338.jpg)

> [RIP to all the dead nintendogs who haven't been fed since like 2008](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/rip-to-all-the-dead-nintendogs-who-haven-t-been-fed-since-like-2008/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Dead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/amit-verma-4152_funny_rip-to-all-the-dead-nintendogs-who-haven_1038686.jpg)

> [Dear weather !! stop showing off , we know you are hot :(](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/dear-weather-stop-showing-off-we-know-you-are-hot/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Summer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/summer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed6/amit-verma-4152_summer_dear-weather-stop-showing-off-we-know-yo_333222.jpg)

> [Girl r u a shoelace because u need to knot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/girl-r-u-a-shoelace-because-u-need-to-knot/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce8/amit-verma-4152_funny_girl-r-u-a-shoelace-because-u-need-to-kn_832271.jpg)

> [It's a joke, not a penis. Don't take it so hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/it-s-a-joke-not-a-penis-don-t-take-it-so-hard/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Hard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8af/amit-verma-4152_humor_it-s-a-joke-not-a-penis-don-t-take-it-so_2005539.jpg)

> [Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/never-call-a-girl-fat-you-don-t-know-how-far-she-ll-go-to-prove-you/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Being fat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-fat/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbf/amit-verma-4152_being-fat_never-call-a-girl-fat-you-don-t-know-how_2937932.jpg)

> [The way certain songs can fuck with your whole mood and mindset.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/the-way-certain-songs-can-fuck-with-your-whole-mood-and-mindset/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

[Music](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/music/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d55/amit-verma-4152_music_the-way-certain-songs-can-fuck-with-your_1378948.jpg)

## Amit Verma by topic

[Funny (44)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/amit-verma/) [Humor (16)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/amit-verma/) [Girls (15)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girls/amit-verma/)

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