--- title: "3 Amanda Sledz Quotes" description: "Amanda Sledz has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-amanda-sledz-79340.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Amanda Sledz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-amanda-sledz-79340.jpg) # Amanda Sledz **3** quotes in **11** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Amanda Sledz > [“Monday ushers in a particularly impressive clientele of red-eyed people properly pressed into dry-cleaned suits in neutral tones. They leave their equally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-sledz/monday-ushers-in-a-particularly-impressive-clientele-of-red-eyed/) Amanda Sledz [Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/amanda-sledz-79340_art_monday-ushers-in-a-particularly-impressi_1277329.jpg) > [“Insomniacs should not be forced to exist in a realm with reflective glass. From the first look I’m boxed in a prism,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-sledz/insomniacs-should-not-be-forced-to-exist-in-a-realm-with-reflective/) Amanda Sledz [Coffee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b94/amanda-sledz-79340_coffee_insomniacs-should-not-be-forced-to-exist_1741345.jpg) > [“The Internet is an excellent invention for people with nothing better to do, and people with something better to do who nonetheless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-sledz/the-internet-is-an-excellent-invention-for-people-with-nothing-better/) Amanda Sledz [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/amanda-sledz-79340_internet_the-internet-is-an-excellent-invention-f_1846151.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-sledz/#itemlist", "name": "Amanda Sledz Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Monday ushers in a particularly impressive clientele of red-eyed people properly pressed into dry-cleaned suits in neutral tones. They leave their equally well-buttoned children idling in SUVs while dashing to grab double-Americanos and foamy sweet lattes, before click-clacking hasty escapes in ass-sculpting heels and polished loafers with bowl-shaped haircuts that age every face to 40. My imagination speed evolves their unfortunate offspring from car seat-strapped oxygen-starved fast-blooming locusts, to the knuckle-drag harried downtown troglodytes they’ll inevitably become. One by one I capture their flat-formed heads between index finger and thumb for a little crush-crush-crushing, ever aware that if I’m lucky one day their charitable contributions will fund my frown-faced found art project to baffle someone’s hallway.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Amanda Sledz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-sledz/monday-ushers-in-a-particularly-impressive-clientele-of-red-eyed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/amanda-sledz-79340_art_monday-ushers-in-a-particularly-impressi_1277329.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/amanda-sledz-79340_art_monday-ushers-in-a-particularly-impressi_1277329.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/amanda-sledz-79340_art_monday-ushers-in-a-particularly-impressi_1277329.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Monday ushers in a particularly impressive clientele of red-eyed people properly pressed into dry-cleaned…” — Amanda Sledz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Insomniacs should not be forced to exist in a realm with reflective glass. 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