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# Alisa Dana Steinberg

 **4** quotes in **11** categories

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##  Quotes by Alisa Dana Steinberg

> [“I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alisa-dana-steinberg/i-don-t-watch-reality-tv-my-reality-is-tough-enough/)

[Alisa Dana Steinberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alisa-dana-steinberg/)

[Absurdist-fiction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/absurdist-fiction-2587/)

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> [“There's a cover for every pot, but I've never seen so many mismatched pots and covers in all my life. - Ellen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alisa-dana-steinberg/there-s-a-cover-for-every-pot-but-i-ve-never-seen-so-many-mismatched/)

[Alisa Dana Steinberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alisa-dana-steinberg/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/175/alisa-dana-steinberg-67659_humor_there-s-a-cover-for-every-pot-but-i-ve-n_822600.jpg)

> [“Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice-versa ... otherwise, you might be toast.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alisa-dana-steinberg/remember-where-you-are-and-adjust-yourself-accordingly-not-vice-versa/)

[Alisa Dana Steinberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alisa-dana-steinberg/)

[Accordingly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accordingly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdf/alisa-dana-steinberg-67659_accordingly_remember-where-you-are-and-adjust-yourse_2359590.jpg)

> [“Mental Note #50: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, even though it most desperately wants to. - Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alisa-dana-steinberg/mental-note-50-the-apple-doesn-t-fall-far-from-the-tree-even-though/)

[Alisa Dana Steinberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alisa-dana-steinberg/)

[Apple](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apple/)

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