--- title: "Best Aisha Tyler Sayings" description: "Aisha Tyler is an American actress and talk show host. Browse 98 Aisha Tyler quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b168/author-aisha-tyler-6567.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b168/author-aisha-tyler-6567.jpg) # Aisha Tyler (1970) Actor United States **98** quotes in **485** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Aisha Tyler is an actor from the United States, best known for *Swerve*. ## Quick Facts About Aisha Tyler Born September 18, 1970 Nationality United States Profession Actor Notable works Swerve Known for The Talk, Whose Line Is It Anyway? ## About Aisha Tyler Aisha Tyler is an American actress and talk show host. She is known for playing Andrea Marino in the first season of Ghost Whisperer, Dr. Tara Lewis in Criminal Minds since 2015, Mother Nature in the final two The Santa Clause films, and voicing Lana Kane in Archer. She also had recurring roles on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Talk Soup, and Friends. ## Awards & Honors Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Entertainment Talk Show Host ## Quotes by Aisha Tyler · Page 3 > [After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/after-going-through-a-lot-of-procedures-and-spending-a-lot-of-money/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Doctor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doctor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ded/aisha-tyler-6567_doctor_after-going-through-a-lot-of-procedures_2523836.png) > [Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/do-you-have-any-idea-what-it-s-like-when-you-try-and-make-home-porn/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Marriage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriage/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/799/aisha-tyler-6567_marriage_do-you-have-any-idea-what-it-s-like-when_2294446.png) > [“wanted to be like her, and I would stop at nothing. Nothing at all, including sneaking into her closet and wearing her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/wanted-to-be-like-her-and-i-would-stop-at-nothing-nothing-at-all/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Creepy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/creepy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27b/aisha-tyler-6567_creepy_wanted-to-be-like-her-and-i-would-stop-a_1286961.png) > [I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-always-tell-people-that-if-you-really-want-to-know-somebody-they/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Interview](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/interview/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/145/aisha-tyler-6567_interview_i-always-tell-people-that-if-you-really_1721862.png) > [When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/when-i-get-old-and-slow-down-i-want-to-look-behind-me-and-see-all-the/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd7/aisha-tyler-6567_behinds_when-i-get-old-and-slow-down-i-want-to-l_2164524.png) > [I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-want-to-point-out-that-this-is-not-my-fault-that-everyone-s-afraid/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d76/aisha-tyler-6567_afraid_i-want-to-point-out-that-this-is-not-my_76531.png) > [I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-spent-most-of-my-seventh-grade-summer-dehydrated-green-tongued-and/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b8/aisha-tyler-6567_grades_i-spent-most-of-my-seventh-grade-summer_2040005.png) > [I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-thought-i-was-gonna-be-an-attorney-so-i-went-to-dartmouth-and-i-was/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/429/aisha-tyler-6567_art_i-thought-i-was-gonna-be-an-attorney-so_664579.jpg) > [“I was not a cute teenager. I was not graceful, bubbly, or precocious. I did not cheerlead, work on the yearbook, organize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-was-not-a-cute-teenager-i-was-not-graceful-bubbly-or-precocious-i/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Girl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/891/aisha-tyler-6567_girl_i-was-not-a-cute-teenager-i-was-not-grac_1699176.png) > [I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-love-to-be-busy-and-be-challenged-i-m-my-happiest-when-i-m-under-2/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Architect](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/architect/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10a/aisha-tyler-6567_architect_i-love-to-be-busy-and-be-challenged-i-m_2609324.jpg) > [“A bra was not for little kids who dreamed of being astronauts. What are you gonna do with boobs in space? Unless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/a-bra-was-not-for-little-kids-who-dreamed-of-being-astronauts-what/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Astronauts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/astronauts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8cf/aisha-tyler-6567_astronauts_a-bra-was-not-for-little-kids-who-dreame_2490931.jpg) > [And I was the only black kid in my school for almost all of my childhood, until I was a teenager. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/and-i-was-the-only-black-kid-in-my-school-for-almost-all-of-my/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c24/aisha-tyler-6567_almost_and-i-was-the-only-black-kid-in-my-schoo_362446.png) > [I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-visualize-myself-winning-the-olympic-pentathlon-inventing-a-phone/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Brain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10f/aisha-tyler-6567_brain_i-visualize-myself-winning-the-olympic-p_310078.png) > [“doesn’t teach. Winning rewards. You can only really learn from failure. And in the end, after you have taken a prolonged physical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/doesn-t-teach-winning-rewards-you-can-only-really-learn-from-failure/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Failure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/failure/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/539/aisha-tyler-6567_failure_doesn-t-teach-winning-rewards-you-can-on_1018583.jpg) > [Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/successful-people-just-don-t-let-failure-define-them-or-keep-them/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cf/aisha-tyler-6567_failing_successful-people-just-don-t-let-failure_2865854.jpg) > [“How can you not tweet? How else will people know what you ate for breakfast or what you are listening to on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/how-can-you-not-tweet-how-else-will-people-know-what-you-ate-for/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/aisha-tyler-6567_tweet_how-can-you-not-tweet-how-else-will-peop_1107202.jpg) > [You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/you-know-it-s-about-getting-out-there-and-having-a-good-time-not/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Book](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/book/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d74/aisha-tyler-6567_book_you-know-it-s-about-getting-out-there-an_610098.png) > [No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/no-one-wants-to-hear-about-how-awesome-you-were-people-want-to-hear/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/065/aisha-tyler-6567_comedy_no-one-wants-to-hear-about-how-awesome-y_1569022.jpg) ## Aisha Tyler by topic [People (15)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/aisha-tyler/) [Thinking (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/aisha-tyler/) [Comedy (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/aisha-tyler/) [Time (10)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time/aisha-tyler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/#itemlist", "name": "Aisha Tyler Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Aisha Tyler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/after-going-through-a-lot-of-procedures-and-spending-a-lot-of-money/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ded/aisha-tyler-6567_doctor_after-going-through-a-lot-of-procedures_2523836.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ded/aisha-tyler-6567_doctor_after-going-through-a-lot-of-procedures_2523836.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ded/aisha-tyler-6567_doctor_after-going-through-a-lot-of-procedures_2523836.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what…” — Aisha Tyler", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? 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