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title: "4 Adrienne Gusoff Quotes"
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# Adrienne Gusoff

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##  Quotes by Adrienne Gusoff

> [Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-gusoff/not-only-is-life-a-bitch-but-it-is-always-having-puppies/)

Adrienne Gusoff

[Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1b/adrienne-gusoff-70651_dogs_not-only-is-life-a-bitch-but-it-is-alway_899751.jpg)

> [Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-gusoff/shopping-is-better-than-sex-at-least-if-you-re-not-satisfied-you-can/)

Adrienne Gusoff

[Shopping](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shopping/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/914/adrienne-gusoff-70651_quote_shopping-is-better-than-sex-at-least-if_1187328.jpg)

> [Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-gusoff/opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him-out/)

Adrienne Gusoff

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ab/adrienne-gusoff-70651_him_opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him_1526813.jpg)

> [If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-gusoff/if-the-shoe-fits-it-s-too-expensive/)

Adrienne Gusoff

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/adrienne-gusoff-70651_expensive_if-the-shoe-fits-it-s-too-expensive-3022_3022189.jpg)

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