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title: "3 A.D. Starrling Quotes"
description: "A.D. Starrling has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# A.D. Starrling

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##  Quotes by A.D. Starrling

> [“Shit happens. Deal with it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-d-starrling/shit-happens-deal-with-it/)

A.D. Starrling

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/463/a-d-starrling-86314_deal_shit-happens-deal-with-it-169832_169832.jpg)

> [“I write better with alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-d-starrling/i-write-better-with-alcohol/)

A.D. Starrling

[Alcohol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alcohol/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1d/a-d-starrling-86314_writing_i-write-better-with-alcohol-1373667_1373667.jpg)

> [“This is the only profession in which another human being can crap, pee and puke on you and you still think they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-d-starrling/this-is-the-only-profession-in-which-another-human-being-can-crap-pee/)

A.D. Starrling

[Career](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/career/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/384/a-d-starrling-86314_career_this-is-the-only-profession-in-which-ano_1887090.jpg)

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