--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it…" description: "\"I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.\" — Anonymous" image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/anonymous-1_accidents_i-would-probably-buy-the-iphone5-if-it-k_3073741.jpg" --- # I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk… ![“I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.” quote by Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/anonymous-1_accidents_i-would-probably-buy-the-iphone5-if-it-k_3073741.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/anonymous-1_accidents_i-would-probably-buy-the-iphone5-if-it-k_3073741.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/anonymous-1_accidents_i-would-probably-buy-the-iphone5-if-it-k_3073741.jpg) > “I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.” [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. The speaker jokes that an iPhone feature could prevent impulsive, regretful calls to former partners. **In simple terms:** A phone that stops drunk calls would be useful. Key Takeaway Consider tools that curb harmful habits. Themes technology relationships selfcontrol Mood humorous reflective Type quote humor When to use this quote - nightlife - social media - personal relationships - self‑regulation Key Concepts impulse control communication addiction Questions to Reflect On - How could technology responsibly limit impulsive actions? - What are the risks of relying on devices for self‑control? 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