--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: ...he would tell stories about the Holy…" description: "\"“...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about Solomon, a just king, a poet-king, a monarch with a thousand concubines. We weren't quite sure wha..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/moacyr-scliar-84412_boys_he-would-tell-stories-about-the-holy-cit_1692073.jpg" --- # ...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about… ![“...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about Solomon, a just king, a poet-king, a monarch with a thousand concubines. We weren't quite sure what concubines were, but we guessed: a concubine ... Concubines! One thousand! One thousand women in all colours and shapes - but all of them sexy, of…” quote by Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/moacyr-scliar-84412_boys_he-would-tell-stories-about-the-holy-cit_1692073.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/moacyr-scliar-84412_boys_he-would-tell-stories-about-the-holy-cit_1692073.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/moacyr-scliar-84412_boys_he-would-tell-stories-about-the-holy-cit_1692073.jpg) > ““...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about Solomon, a just king, a poet-king, a monarch with a thousand concubines. We weren't quite sure what concubines were, but we guessed: a concubine ... Concubines! One thousand! One thousand women in all colours and shapes - but all of them sexy, of course - one thousand - one thousand raving beauties lying side by side on a bed (what a bed! How wide it must have been!), all of them smiling, all of them reaching out their arms, all of them saying something in Hebrew - but the meaning was unmistakeable - "Come here, sweety." One thousand women. If one were to spend twenty, or fifteen minutes with each one of them, how long would it take to...? A problem that our math teacher never assigned us for homework...!”” [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. A whimsical exaggeration of a mythic fantasy, highlighting the absurdity of counting endless lovers. **In simple terms:** Excessive fantasies are absurd. Key Takeaway Question unrealistic fantasies. Themes fantasy exaggeration humor Mood playful ironic Type literary humorous When to use this quote - storytelling - daydreaming - academic humor Key Concepts mythology sexuality mathematics Questions to Reflect On - What does this hyperbole reveal about desire? - How does humor affect perception of myth? 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