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> [Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That’s exactly what I needed to hear right now. You’re a very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/well-your-mom-was-right-in-a-way-what-do-you-mean-he-did-fall-right/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

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> [Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So what were you guys talking about?' 'Well,' I said, 'it's very complicated. We were discussing...umm...hats.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/hi-tad-she-said-hi-jeff-hey-i-m-not-interrupting-anything-am-i-uh-no/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

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## Other authors on Your mom

## More by Jordan Sonnenblick

> [I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/i-seriously-think-i-could-have-sat-in-the-middle-of-the-kitchen-floor/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/he-also-said-that-if-anyone-did-anything-to-mess-up-the-rest-of-the/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [“One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/one-moon-shows-in-every-pool-in-every-pool-the-one-moon/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/if-you-promise-you-will-get-better-instead-of-dying-i-promise-i-will/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/mr-watras-asked-me-whether-i-was-practicing-and-i-told-him-i-was/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [“Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the babe? Dangerous\_pie: Your mom. Tattitude: No, the one three feet away from you. Dangerous\_pie: Oh, that's Lindsey Abraham. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/tattitude-wow-jeff-who-s-the-babe-dangerous-pie-your-mom-tattitude-no/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [“And maybe this whole thing has taught me something else about what kindness is for. Because, looking back at this year, I still basically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/and-maybe-this-whole-thing-has-taught-me-something-else-about-what/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/take-care-jeffy-i-ll-see-you-soon-right-just-remember-not-to-throw/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [“Others...are so sure the world is full of nothing but bullies that they become bullies themselves, trying to hit everyone in the world first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/others-are-so-sure-the-world-is-full-of-nothing-but-bullies-that-they/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/note-to-self-it-s-hard-to-attain-a-state-of-no-mind-when-you-re/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/or-maybe-their-biggest-fear-is-that-they-will-get-close-to-you-again/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/some-kids-do-drugs-some-kids-light-stuff-on-fire-me-i-eat-oats/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/annette-had-kissed-me-who-would-a-thunk-it/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/me-well-you-see-i-uh-i-m-a-cancer-survivor-person-1-and-how-s-that/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

> [...my little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/my-little-blurb-wasn-t-going-to-win-me-any-speaker-of-the-year-awards/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

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