--- title: "37 Young Bro Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 37 Young Bro quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Young Bro sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/anonymous-1_quote_if-her-car-says-hotwheels-on-it-she-s-to_959643.jpg" --- > [If her car says hotwheels on it she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-her-car-says-hotwheels-on-it-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/anonymous-1_quote_if-her-car-says-hotwheels-on-it-she-s-to_959643.jpg) > [If she thinks 69 is just a number, she's too young for you bro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-thinks-69-is-just-a-number-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ae/anonymous-1_funny-facebook-statu_if-she-thinks-69-is-just-a-number-she-s_1377898.jpg) > [If she's walking and her shoes light up she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-s-walking-and-her-shoes-light-up-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da3/anonymous-1_shoes_if-she-s-walking-and-her-shoes-light-up_2363267.jpg) > [If she doesn't know her ABC's, she too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-doesn-t-know-her-abc-s-she-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b0/anonymous-1_funny_if-she-doesn-t-know-her-abc-s-she-too-yo_635308.jpg) > [If she thinks getting wet is running through sprinklers she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-thinks-getting-wet-is-running-through-sprinklers-she-s-too/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cf/anonymous-1_quote_if-she-thinks-getting-wet-is-running-thr_1255122.jpg) > [If she doesn't know who likes Orange soda, she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-doesn-t-know-who-likes-orange-soda-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4b/anonymous-1_quote_if-she-doesn-t-know-who-likes-orange-sod_1461063.jpg) > [If she still calls it her no-no, she's too young for you bro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-calls-it-her-no-no-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a41/anonymous-1_funny_if-she-still-calls-it-her-no-no-she-s-to_1392224.jpg) > [If she still has a coloringbook, shes to young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/if-she-still-has-a-coloringbook-shes-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30f/author-name-101_young_if-she-still-has-a-coloringbook-shes-to_401129.jpg) > [If her favorite type of music is the shit from disney channel she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-her-favorite-type-of-music-is-the-shit-from-disney-channel-she-s/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed4/anonymous-1_disney_if-her-favorite-type-of-music-is-the-shi_1416512.jpg) > [If she still uses an Easy Bake Oven, she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-uses-an-easy-bake-oven-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a7/anonymous-1_quote_if-she-still-uses-an-easy-bake-oven-she_2040072.jpg) > [If she forgets to wipe her ass she's to young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-forgets-to-wipe-her-ass-she-s-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/521/anonymous-1_too-young-for-you-br_if-she-forgets-to-wipe-her-ass-she-s-to_887770.jpg) > [If she is afraid of the dark she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-is-afraid-of-the-dark-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/964/anonymous-1_afraid_if-she-is-afraid-of-the-dark-she-s-too-y_184835.jpg) > [If the waitress gives her a coloring book and crayons she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-the-waitress-gives-her-a-coloring-book-and-crayons-she-s-too-young/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac4/anonymous-1_books_if-the-waitress-gives-her-a-coloring-boo_2823356.jpg) > [If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheyenne/if-she-thinks-a-vibrator-is-just-a-setting-on-a-phone-she-s-too-young/) [Cheyenne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheyenne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04f/cheyenne-28976_funny_if-she-thinks-a-vibrator-is-just-a-setti_1089792.jpg) > [If her shoes still has lights on them...shes to young for you bro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/if-her-shoes-still-has-lights-on-them-shes-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d51/author-name-101_young_if-her-shoes-still-has-lights-on-them-sh_781536.jpg) > [If she has parental blocks on her TV she's to young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-has-parental-blocks-on-her-tv-she-s-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/anonymous-1_parental_if-she-has-parental-blocks-on-her-tv-she_44812.jpg) > [If she watches Jersey Shore she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-lee-riner/if-she-watches-jersey-shore-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Justin Lee Riner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-lee-riner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caf/justin-lee-riner-3018_jersey-shore_if-she-watches-jersey-shore-she-s-too-yo_2621929.jpg) > [If she still has a basket on her bike, she to young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-has-a-basket-on-her-bike-she-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43a/anonymous-1_bike_if-she-still-has-a-basket-on-her-bike-sh_2382036.jpg) > [If she has to sneak out of her house, she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-has-to-sneak-out-of-her-house-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/anonymous-1_home_if-she-has-to-sneak-out-of-her-house-she_2759329.jpg) > [If her Barbie has bigger tits than her she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-her-barbie-has-bigger-tits-than-her-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/882/anonymous-1_quote_if-her-barbie-has-bigger-tits-than-her-s_896492.jpg) > [If she doesn't know when usher was in his drop top cruisin the streets, she's too young for you bro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-doesn-t-know-when-usher-was-in-his-drop-top-cruisin-the/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbc/anonymous-1_funny_if-she-doesn-t-know-when-usher-was-in-hi_2025684.jpg) > [If she thinks hickey's are kinky, she's too young for you bro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cmantla/if-she-thinks-hickey-s-are-kinky-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [CMantla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cmantla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac1/cmantla-228829_kinky_if-she-thinks-hickey-s-are-kinky-she-s-t_3143523.jpg) > [If she still writes notes shes too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-writes-notes-shes-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/815/anonymous-1_writes_if-she-still-writes-notes-shes-too-young_350451.jpg) > [If she still goes on Club Penguin she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-goes-on-club-penguin-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1da/anonymous-1_penguin_if-she-still-goes-on-club-penguin-she-s_2881565.jpg) > [If you have to take her home early cause its a school night, she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-have-to-take-her-home-early-cause-its-a-school-night-she-s-too/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74d/anonymous-1_quote_if-you-have-to-take-her-home-early-cause_1141703.jpg) > [If her idol is Miley Cyrus shes too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-her-idol-is-miley-cyrus-shes-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/anonymous-1_miley-cyrus_if-her-idol-is-miley-cyrus-shes-too-youn_1395417.jpg) > [If she doesn't know who Biggie Smalls is, she's to young for you bro!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cj/if-she-doesn-t-know-who-biggie-smalls-is-she-s-to-young-for-you-bro/) [CJ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/019/cj-15887_funny_if-she-doesn-t-know-who-biggie-smalls-is_631283.jpg) > [If she forgets to wipe her ass she to young for you bro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meee/if-she-forgets-to-wipe-her-ass-she-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Meee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/319/meee-10938_wipe_if-she-forgets-to-wipe-her-ass-she-to-yo_2376835.jpg) > [If she sings Disney sing alongs shes too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-sings-disney-sing-alongs-shes-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c3/anonymous-1_quote_if-she-sings-disney-sing-alongs-shes-too_1612271.jpg) > [If she thinks unicorns are real shes too young for bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-thinks-unicorns-are-real-shes-too-young-for-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c39/anonymous-1_quote_if-she-thinks-unicorns-are-real-shes-too_1490493.jpg) > [If she still has a bell and basket on her bicycle she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-has-a-bell-and-basket-on-her-bicycle-she-s-too-young-for/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c15/anonymous-1_quote_if-she-still-has-a-bell-and-basket-on-he_1130072.jpg) > [If she orders a Shirley temple at the bar shes too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-orders-a-shirley-temple-at-the-bar-shes-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/024/anonymous-1_shirley-temple_if-she-orders-a-shirley-temple-at-the-ba_2841814.jpg) > [If she doesnt know she loves orange soda she/he is too young for you bro!!!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maeve-garrison-me/if-she-doesnt-know-she-loves-orange-soda-she-he-is-too-young-for-you/) [Maeve Garrison (me](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maeve-garrison-me/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b2/maeve-garrison-me-62357_quotes_if-she-doesnt-know-she-loves-orange-soda_655596.jpg) > [If she's in love with Justin Bieber she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-s-in-love-with-justin-bieber-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b6/anonymous-1_love_if-she-s-in-love-with-justin-bieber-she_2996513.jpg) > [If she doesn't know about STACYS MOM ..she's too young for you bro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-doesn-t-know-about-stacys-mom-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80a/anonymous-1_funny_if-she-doesn-t-know-about-stacys-mom-she_143395.jpg) > [If her tattoo comes off in the shower, she's too young for you bro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-her-tattoo-comes-off-in-the-shower-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/anonymous-1_tattoo_if-her-tattoo-comes-off-in-the-shower-sh_2903613.jpg) > [If she still has coloring books, She's to young for you Bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pauly-d/if-she-still-has-coloring-books-she-s-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Pauly D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pauly-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c7/pauly-d-4262_books_if-she-still-has-coloring-books-she-s-to_453011.png) ```json { "@context": 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