--- title: "11 You Quotes By Kurt Braunohler" description: "11 You quotes by Kurt Braunohler. Plus more from Kurt Braunohler and more You sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/842/kurt-braunohler-12250_address_there-s-this-secret-korean-taco-cupcake_713053.jpg" --- > [There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/there-s-this-secret-korean-taco-cupcake-truck-i-go-to-to-find-it-you/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/842/kurt-braunohler-12250_address_there-s-this-secret-korean-taco-cupcake_713053.jpg) > [You don't become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you're at least 30.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/you-don-t-become-a-fully-formed-human-as-a-female-or-even-a-male/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/kurt-braunohler-12250_become_you-don-t-become-a-fully-formed-human-as_2116807.jpg) > [New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/new-york-is-a-place-that-can-grind-you-down-and-spit-you-out-a-true/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/765/kurt-braunohler-12250_down_new-york-is-a-place-that-can-grind-you-d_2632456.jpg) > [It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/it-used-to-be-if-you-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-you-used-to-just-do-sets/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c93/kurt-braunohler-12250_better_it-used-to-be-if-you-wanted-to-be-a-come_1425723.jpg) > [Anyone can become a game show host. It simply requires a giant, narcissistic ego and an inability to do anything else. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/anyone-can-become-a-game-show-host-it-simply-requires-a-giant/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a72/kurt-braunohler-12250_anyone_anyone-can-become-a-game-show-host-it-si_1513832.jpg) > [The rules of game shows limit stuff so much. I remember on 'Money From Strangers,' being in the van - not even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/the-rules-of-game-shows-limit-stuff-so-much-i-remember-on-money-from/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a63/kurt-braunohler-12250_answer_the-rules-of-game-shows-limit-stuff-so-m_1122717.jpg) > [Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/every-day-i-do-one-or-two-podcasts-that-92-percent-of-people-never/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3e/kurt-braunohler-12250_better_every-day-i-do-one-or-two-podcasts-that_387316.jpg) > [I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. But you're responsibility as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-pushed-against-doing-a-podcast-for-so-long-i-m-a-very-late-comer-to/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/kurt-braunohler-12250_against_i-pushed-against-doing-a-podcast-for-so_1327276.jpg) > [I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-never-understood-using-kickstarter-for-commercial-purposes-if-you/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d5/kurt-braunohler-12250_commercial_i-never-understood-using-kickstarter-for_278744.jpg) > [I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-think-we-get-stuck-in-routines-so-easily-that-when-an-absurd-moment/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d9/kurt-braunohler-12250_absurd_i-think-we-get-stuck-in-routines-so-easi_441368.jpg) > [Auditions are just torture. I'm trying to get better at it. It's a very difficult thing to do. You go into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/auditions-are-just-torture-i-m-trying-to-get-better-at-it-it-s-a-very/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be5/kurt-braunohler-12250_auditions_auditions-are-just-torture-i-m-trying-to_1994938.jpg) ## Other authors on You ## More by Kurt Braunohler > [For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-a-long-time-i-would-go-out-of-my-way-to-have-a-personal/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/it-is-true-that-i-do-not-wear-shoes-as-the-host-of-bunk-i-want-bunk/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give someone a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-never-understood-using-kickstarter-for-commercial-purposes-if-you/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-used-to-be-really-snobby-about-music-i-m-not-as-snobby-as-i-used-to/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/every-day-i-do-one-or-two-podcasts-that-92-percent-of-people-never/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-think-we-get-stuck-in-routines-so-easily-that-when-an-absurd-moment/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/other-than-caroline-s-in-new-york-i-pretty-much-haven-t-done-clubs/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/in-my-new-ifc-comedy-game-show-bunk-we-actually-use-our-intern/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-want-to-continually-find-ways-to-bring-my-ideas-off-the-stage-and/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/the-feeling-of-being-an-outsider-was-a-big-part-of-my-childhood-i/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-people-who-mourn-for-old-times-square-hey-there-s-a-ton-of-places/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-ve-had-a-good-run-of-birthdays-and-now-no-one-will-notice-when-i-die/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/there-s-this-secret-korean-taco-cupcake-truck-i-go-to-to-find-it-you/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/the-entire-new-york-comedy-scene-has-moved-to-l-a-it-s-bled-the-new/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-m-just-going-to-keep-doing-comedy-because-i-don-t-know-what-else-to/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/you/kurt-braunohler/#itemlist", "name": "11 You Quotes By Kurt Braunohler", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. 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So it's a lot more opportunity, but really have to work all the time.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kurt Braunohler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-pushed-against-doing-a-podcast-for-so-long-i-m-a-very-late-comer-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/kurt-braunohler-12250_against_i-pushed-against-doing-a-podcast-for-so_1327276.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/kurt-braunohler-12250_against_i-pushed-against-doing-a-podcast-for-so_1327276.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/kurt-braunohler-12250_against_i-pushed-against-doing-a-podcast-for-so_1327276.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. 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