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title: "12 You Quotes By Greg Behrendt"
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> [This life is yours and no one else's, and if you spend your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/this-life-is-yours-and-no-one-else-s-and-if-you-spend-your-time/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-m-not-a-big-fan-of-comedy-roasts-because-most-of-the-time-i-find/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-one-cool-thing-with-getting-older-is-that-you-can-actively-choose/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00d/greg-behrendt-2271_actively_the-one-cool-thing-with-getting-older-is_1475004.png)

> [I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, 'Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-saw-aerosmith-and-i-was-like-wow-you-can-dress-like-a-girl-and/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-don-t-know-if-you-know-you-re-funny-but-you-enjoy-being-funny-i/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/721/greg-behrendt-2271_am_i-don-t-know-if-you-know-you-re-funny-bu_1668362.jpg)

> [The great thing about comedy is that the longer you've been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-great-thing-about-comedy-is-that-the-longer-you-ve-been-alive-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd7/greg-behrendt-2271_about_the-great-thing-about-comedy-is-that-the_2714137.png)

> [I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-out-of-a-problem-the-way-that/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/122/greg-behrendt-2271_any_i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-o_197222.png)

> [I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-think-probably-i-think-you-know-when-you-re-first-dating-somebody/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e9/greg-behrendt-2271_about_i-think-probably-i-think-you-know-when-y_626726.jpg)

> [I rarely sit down to write something. I usually have an experience and relate it to somebody and go, 'There I connected…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-rarely-sit-down-to-write-something-i-usually-have-an-experience-and/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/greg-behrendt-2271_about_i-rarely-sit-down-to-write-something-i-u_1401045.png)

> [Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It's not getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/social-media-is-a-really-cool-way-to-tell-your-story-to-people-who/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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> [Most authors writing books like 'He's Just Not That Into You' dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/most-authors-writing-books-like-he-s-just-not-that-into-you-dream-of/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f6/greg-behrendt-2271_advice_most-authors-writing-books-like-he-s-jus_2614526.jpg)

> [The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-best-thing-that-can-happen-in-a-relationship-is-when-you-are-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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## Other authors on You

## More by Greg Behrendt

> [Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/personally-when-i-m-picking-friends-i-like-the-ones-who-don-t-make-me/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/so-i-m-34-i-m-kind-of-becoming-an-adult-kind-of-i-guess-but-i-know/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/don-t-be-flattered-that-he-misses-you-he-should-miss-you-you-are/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-best-thing-that-can-happen-in-a-relationship-is-when-you-are-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-reason-it-s-so-painful-when-someone-disappears-is-you-have-to/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/cheaters-are-people-who-have-a-lot-of-stuff-to-work-out-and-they-re/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/two-people-in-a-relationship-either-grow-together-or-apart-over-time/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-out-of-a-problem-the-way-that/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/we-re-taught-that-in-life-we-should-try-to-look-on-the-bright-side/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-don-t-have-to-edit-myself-i-get-to-be-me-warts-and-all-and-that-s/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/he-s-just-not-that-into-you-if-he-s-not-asking-you-out-because-if-he/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/lying-cheating-hiding-is-the-exact-opposite-of-the-behavior-of-a-man/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [big plans require big action](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/big-plans-require-big-action/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-ve-never-tried-to-pass-myself-off-as-anything-more-than-a-comedian/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

> [People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/people-are-inspired-to-do-remarkable-things-to-find-and-be-with-the/)

[Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/)

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