--- title: "19 You Quotes By Dan Jenkins" description: "19 You quotes by Dan Jenkins. Plus more from Dan Jenkins and more You sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/dan-jenkins-3942_been_there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in_546348.png" --- > [There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in-golf-that-you-even-forget/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/dan-jenkins-3942_been_there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in_546348.png) > [I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have-to-win-something-to-be/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d07/dan-jenkins-3942_accepted_i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have_342713.png) > [Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/golf-is-90-mental-once-you-know-how-to-hold-the-club-swing-it-it-s/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c1/dan-jenkins-3942_club_golf-is-90-mental-once-you-know-how-to-h_2398949.png) > [Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/locker-rooms-and-grill-rooms-are-still-the-best-places-to-find-out/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41c/dan-jenkins-3942_any_locker-rooms-and-grill-rooms-are-still-t_3008897.png) > [You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/you-must-remind-yourself-at-all-times-that-the-golf-ball-is-nothing/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/dan-jenkins-3942_ball_you-must-remind-yourself-at-all-times-th_889661.jpg) > [You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/you-count-a-man-s-u-s-amateur-titles-after-he-starts-winning/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27b/dan-jenkins-3942_after_you-count-a-man-s-u-s-amateur-titles-aft_50739.png) > [Nobody can make a putt that breaks to the right. It's unnatural. Unless you're left-handed, of course. Standing over a putt that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/nobody-can-make-a-putt-that-breaks-to-the-right-it-s-unnatural-unless/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b99/dan-jenkins-3942_actually_nobody-can-make-a-putt-that-breaks-to-th_2294670.jpg) > [If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-want-to-put-golf-back-on-the-front-pages-again-and-you-don-t/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d2/dan-jenkins-3942_again_if-you-want-to-put-golf-back-on-the-fron_1708034.jpg) > [In a story, you have to have a theme and an angle, you have to have a beginning, middle and an end.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/in-a-story-you-have-to-have-a-theme-and-an-angle-you-have-to-have-a/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/dan-jenkins-3942_able_in-a-story-you-have-to-have-a-theme-and_2063927.png) > [My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/my-aunt-got-me-interested-in-journalism-she-found-an-old-typewriter/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57e/dan-jenkins-3942_aunt_my-aunt-got-me-interested-in-journalism_41930.png) > [If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-george-herbert-walker-bush-prez/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33b/dan-jenkins-3942_any_if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-geor_311661.jpg) > [You can't have a U.S. Open anymore without an extra course to store all the hospitality tents. I used to be able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/you-can-t-have-a-u-s-open-anymore-without-an-extra-course-to-store/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22c/dan-jenkins-3942_able_you-can-t-have-a-u-s-open-anymore-withou_1418784.png) > [I can only tell you that eggs, country ham, biscuits, a pot of coffee, a morning paper, a table by the window…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-can-only-tell-you-that-eggs-country-ham-biscuits-a-pot-of-coffee-a/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6bf/dan-jenkins-3942_authors_i-can-only-tell-you-that-eggs-country-ha_1728923.jpg) > [When you're a fledgling youth-type adult, it appears that all people in their 40s look old enough to be in a painting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/when-you-re-a-fledgling-youth-type-adult-it-appears-that-all-people/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/dan-jenkins-3942_adult_when-you-re-a-fledgling-youth-type-adult_1488997.jpg) > [Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/being-a-club-pro-and-all-a-guy-trying-to-keep-up-with-golf-s-modern/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa7/dan-jenkins-3942_being_being-a-club-pro-and-all-a-guy-trying-to_2867491.png) > [The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-greatly-anticipated-2009-masters-was-like-going-to-a-broadway-hit/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/dan-jenkins-3942_anticipated_the-greatly-anticipated-2009-masters-was_2816286.png) > [If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-see-a-player-out-in-public-having-dinner-chances-are-he-s-with/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/676/dan-jenkins-3942_boring_if-you-see-a-player-out-in-public-having_2824129.png) > [Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/anybody-can-make-jokes-but-unless-they-come-from-conviction-and-there/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d1/dan-jenkins-3942_anybody_anybody-can-make-jokes-but-unless-they-c_2521704.png) > [It must be the PGA Championship if it's August and you can sit down and talk to the heat or reach inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/it-must-be-the-pga-championship-if-it-s-august-and-you-can-sit-down/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e4/dan-jenkins-3942_august_it-must-be-the-pga-championship-if-it-s_1609898.png) ## Other authors on You ## More by Dan Jenkins > [My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/my-aunt-got-me-interested-in-journalism-she-found-an-old-typewriter/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/you-count-a-man-s-u-s-amateur-titles-after-he-starts-winning/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Golf was never a religion to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/golf-was-never-a-religion-to-me/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-a-caddie-can-help-you-you-don-t-know-how-to-play-golf/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-was-a-time-when-caddies-couldn-t-wear-shorts/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-masters-while-it-has-slowly-gained-equal-importance-as-a-major/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/lonnie-says-it-doesn-t-take-long-to-write-a-song-if-you-re-stricken/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-george-herbert-walker-bush-prez/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [There are no Dave Marrs anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-are-no-dave-marrs-anymore/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have-to-win-something-to-be/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-have-been-so-many-great-tournaments-that-i-ve-been-privileged/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/until-sammy-baugh-pro-football-in-texas-was-a-one-paragraph-story-on/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/historians-tell-us-that-a-gentleman-named-john-ball-once-captured/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [Who is the best the sportswriter who wore shorts? I keep trying to envision Grantland Rice or John Lardner in shorts. It never occurred…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/who-is-the-best-the-sportswriter-who-wore-shorts-i-keep-trying-to/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) > [High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/high-school-golf-college-golf-and-the-decade-that-followed-all-come/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/you/dan-jenkins/#itemlist", "name": "19 You Quotes By Dan Jenkins", "numberOfItems": 19, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dan Jenkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in-golf-that-you-even-forget/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/dan-jenkins-3942_been_there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in_546348.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/dan-jenkins-3942_been_there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in_546348.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/dan-jenkins-3942_been_there-have-been-so-many-great-moments-in_546348.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.” — Dan Jenkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dan Jenkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have-to-win-something-to-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d07/dan-jenkins-3942_accepted_i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have_342713.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d07/dan-jenkins-3942_accepted_i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have_342713.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d07/dan-jenkins-3942_accepted_i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have_342713.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.” — Dan Jenkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Golf is 90% mental. 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