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title: "11 You Quotes By Christopher Moore"
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> [When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/when-i-teach-seminars-i-tell-people-your-stuff-has-to-look-like-2/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/when-i-was-writing-you-suck-in-2006-i-constructed-the-diction-of-the/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [I think beta males on an evolutionary basis are much more successful than the alpha males are. You don't hear much about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-think-beta-males-on-an-evolutionary-basis-are-much-more-successful/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-can-t-teach-someone-to-be-funny-but-you-can-teach-comic-timing-if/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-reason-i-wrote-you-suck-was-that-i-so-enjoyed-spending-time-with/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/all-of-the-trickster-rascal-characters-that-i-write-have-the-voice-i/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [You know, a vampire book is not a book to be the vehicle for big themes and stuff, where sometimes when you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-know-a-vampire-book-is-not-a-book-to-be-the-vehicle-for-big/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [When you're telling stories, you are actually trying to illuminate some portion of the truth in an artful way. The story may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/when-you-re-telling-stories-you-are-actually-trying-to-illuminate/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [As an author, you spend a lot of time by yourself in a room making clicky noises. It gets pretty insulated. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/as-an-author-you-spend-a-lot-of-time-by-yourself-in-a-room-making/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you get up in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/when-you-go-on-book-tour-you-re-always-talking-about-yourself-and/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-only-thing-that-matters-to-me-about-my-stories-is-that-they-re/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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## Other authors on You

## More by Christopher Moore

> [“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/love-them-all-said-renoir-that-is-the-secret-young-man-love-them-all/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-tried-cutting-myself-to-express-my-heartbreak-over-tommy-lord-flood/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/canada-is-a-myth-people-made-up-to-entertain-children-like-the-tooth/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/sarcasm-will-make-your-tits-fall-off/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/i-hope-you-are-not-here-to-ask-me-to-do-my-bawdy-business-the-monkey/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-prospect-of-change-is-a-many-fanged-beast-my-dear/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/the-night-was-crisp-and-the-stars-shone-with-a-cold-blue-light-like/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [Children see magic because they look for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/children-see-magic-because-they-look-for-it/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/abby-von-normal-and-i-m-like-don-t-change-the-subject-kung-pao-what-i/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/you-can-t-just-go-around-blurting-out-the-truth-like-a-prophet-with/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/how-could-you-deal-with-a-creature-as-devious-as-woman/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/turning-your-ankle-hurts-like-hell-even-if-you-re-a-superhero/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/lonliness-evaporated-off-of-them-like-the-steam-off-dry-ice-and-by/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/give-us-a-call-or-you-know-flash-a-searchlight-in-the-sky-with-your/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

> [“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/it-wasn-t-so-much-like-the-hands-of-time-had-stood-still-here-more/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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