--- title: "16 You Quotes By Caitlin Moran" description: "16 You quotes by Caitlin Moran. Plus more from Caitlin Moran and more You sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32c/caitlin-moran-865_confidence_if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend_3080185.png" --- > [If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend-to-be-one/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32c/caitlin-moran-865_confidence_if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend_3080185.png) > [Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/once-you-become-poor-tired-and-time-constrained-you-become-a-much/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/caitlin-moran-865_become_once-you-become-poor-tired-and-time-cons_788672.png) > [You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-can-be-socially-accepted-and-tell-the-truth-about-what-it-is-to/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ae/caitlin-moran-865_about_you-can-be-socially-accepted-and-tell-th_1493595.png) > [Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/oh-god-are-you-supposed-to-collect-things-i-don-t-collect-things-i/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34f/caitlin-moran-865_away_oh-god-are-you-supposed-to-collect-thing_2969740.png) > [The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-word-spinster-tells-you-everything-you-need-to-know-about-our/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/776/caitlin-moran-865_about_the-word-spinster-tells-you-everything-y_2428506.png) > [We think of feminism as an academic subject, but it's not. If you think feminism is academic, you think there's a right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/we-think-of-feminism-as-an-academic-subject-but-it-s-not-if-you-think/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11a/caitlin-moran-865_academic_we-think-of-feminism-as-an-academic-subj_1214793.png) > [I don't think that women being seen as inferior is a prejudice based on male hatred of women. When you look at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-don-t-think-that-women-being-seen-as-inferior-is-a-prejudice-based/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/caitlin-moran-865_based_i-don-t-think-that-women-being-seen-as-i_400280.png) > [You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-can-crush-any-woman-by-suggesting-that-she-s-fat-not-even-saying/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/caitlin-moran-865_any_you-can-crush-any-woman-by-suggesting-th_1191533.png) > [I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about this in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-think-there-are-brilliant-jokes-to-be-made-about-abortion-and-we/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/400/caitlin-moran-865_able_i-think-there-are-brilliant-jokes-to-be_1671111.png) > [The thing is, one in three women in the Western world will end up having an abortion, but they never talk about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-thing-is-one-in-three-women-in-the-western-world-will-end-up/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/caitlin-moran-865_abortion_the-thing-is-one-in-three-women-in-the-w_2771885.png) > [It used to be if you wanted something nice to wear, you would sew it yourself for your body type. Women before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/it-used-to-be-if-you-wanted-something-nice-to-wear-you-would-sew-it/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/544/caitlin-moran-865_20th-century_it-used-to-be-if-you-wanted-something-ni_1057736.png) > [In the U.K., we have a paper called 'The Daily Mail,' which is quite misogynist. And every day, it just writes pieces…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/in-the-u-k-we-have-a-paper-called-the-daily-mail-which-is-quite/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38b/caitlin-moran-865_about_in-the-u-k-we-have-a-paper-called-the-da_2779629.jpg) > [I've learnt that you tend most to make a div of yourself when you're trying to cover up the fact that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-ve-learnt-that-you-tend-most-to-make-a-div-of-yourself-when-you-re/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/caitlin-moran-865_cover_i-ve-learnt-that-you-tend-most-to-make-a_3185407.png) > [I'm quite British; I've got big, flat feet, and I can't wear heels. I've got very, very pale Celtic skin, so my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-m-quite-british-i-ve-got-big-flat-feet-and-i-can-t-wear-heels-i-ve/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c1/caitlin-moran-865_actually_i-m-quite-british-i-ve-got-big-flat-feet_3223779.jpg) > [When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you're basically eating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-i-learned-that-flour-pound-for-pound-has-as-many-calories-as/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c6/caitlin-moran-865_basically_when-i-learned-that-flour-pound-for-poun_485192.jpg) > [Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/men-have-made-the-world-and-they-ve-made-a-brilliant-job-of-it-i-love/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b0/caitlin-moran-865_beatles_men-have-made-the-world-and-they-ve-made_2858246.png) ## Other authors on You ## More by Caitlin Moran > [“Bármilyen idiótának, aki azt kérdezi: „Feminista vagy? Akkor elégeted a melltartóidat, mi? HE? Melltartókat égetsz, te feminista?” – szép nyugodtan így kell válaszolni: „Ostoba.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/b-rmilyen-idi-t-nak-aki-azt-k-rdezi-feminista-vagy-akkor-el-geted-a/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, as well?’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-can-tell-whether-some-misogynistic-societal-pressure-is-being/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-wanted-to-become-a-doctor-to-help-people-and-feel-better-at-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all these problems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-think-loads-of-women-have-this-idea-that-their-life-is-going-to/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-ve-got-a-mother-who-s-given-birth-to-eight-children-you-know/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-m-neither-pro-women-nor-anti-men-i-m-just-thumbs-up-for-the-six/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us to stand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-doughy-faced-woman-has-been-forced-to-sit-on-the-sidelines-of/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“The more women argue, loudly, against feminism, the more they both prove it exists and that they enjoy its hard-won privileges.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-more-women-argue-loudly-against-feminism-the-more-they-both-prove/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/it-s-technically-impossible-for-a-woman-to-argue-against-feminism/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“But if there is to be a fifth wave of feminism, I would hope that the main thing that distinguishes it from all that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/but-if-there-is-to-be-a-fifth-wave-of-feminism-i-would-hope-that-the/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/why-on-earth-have-i-because-i-m-a-woman-got-to-be-nice-to-everyone/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's amazing if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/the-sort-of-the-template-of-being-a-mother-is-that-you-re-endlessly/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“Ha egyszerűen őszintén vállaljuk azt, hogy kik vagyunk, a csatát félig megnyertük. Ha szarul érzed magad mindattól, amit a magazinokban és a lapokban olvasol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/ha-egyszer-en-szint-n-v-llaljuk-azt-hogy-kik-vagyunk-a-csat-t-f-lig/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [“A szőr a női lét egyik legelső és legnagyobb gondja. Hívatlanul jelenik meg, úgyhogy döntést kell hozni róla – ami magunknak és a külvilágnak…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/a-sz-r-a-n-i-l-t-egyik-legels-s-legnagyobb-gondja-h-vatlanul-jelenik/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) > [When you talk to a young teenage girl, they're just full of self-loathing. The reason they feel self-loathing is they don't feel normal. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/when-you-talk-to-a-young-teenage-girl-they-re-just-full-of-self/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/you/caitlin-moran/#itemlist", "name": "16 You Quotes By Caitlin Moran", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Caitlin Moran" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend-to-be-one/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32c/caitlin-moran-865_confidence_if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend_3080185.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32c/caitlin-moran-865_confidence_if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend_3080185.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32c/caitlin-moran-865_confidence_if-you-re-not-a-confident-person-pretend_3080185.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one.” — Caitlin Moran", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Caitlin Moran" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/once-you-become-poor-tired-and-time-constrained-you-become-a-much/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/caitlin-moran-865_become_once-you-become-poor-tired-and-time-cons_788672.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/caitlin-moran-865_become_once-you-become-poor-tired-and-time-cons_788672.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/caitlin-moran-865_become_once-you-become-poor-tired-and-time-cons_788672.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.” — Caitlin Moran", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Caitlin Moran" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/you-can-be-socially-accepted-and-tell-the-truth-about-what-it-is-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ae/caitlin-moran-865_about_you-can-be-socially-accepted-and-tell-th_1493595.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ae/caitlin-moran-865_about_you-can-be-socially-accepted-and-tell-th_1493595.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ae/caitlin-moran-865_about_you-can-be-socially-accepted-and-tell-th_1493595.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman.” — Caitlin Moran", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? 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