--- title: "27 You Quotes By Bob Newhart" description: "27 You quotes by Bob Newhart. Plus more from Bob Newhart and more You sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ba/bob-newhart-2419_humor_humor-s-a-weapon-if-you-want-to-make-it_1309449.jpg" --- > [Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/humor-s-a-weapon-if-you-want-to-make-it-one/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ba/bob-newhart-2419_humor_humor-s-a-weapon-if-you-want-to-make-it_1309449.jpg) > [Without great writing, you've got a bunch of actors bumping into each other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/without-great-writing-you-ve-got-a-bunch-of-actors-bumping-into-each/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66c/bob-newhart-2419_actor_without-great-writing-you-ve-got-a-bunch_2740141.jpg) > [I made people laugh as a kid, but that's not how you make a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-made-people-laugh-as-a-kid-but-that-s-not-how-you-make-a-living/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ba/bob-newhart-2419_how_i-made-people-laugh-as-a-kid-but-that-s_1984323.jpg) > [The acting is better when you know your material is being judged.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-acting-is-better-when-you-know-your-material-is-being-judged/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ac/bob-newhart-2419_acting_the-acting-is-better-when-you-know-your_657944.jpg) > [I'm not what you'd call a Method actor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-m-not-what-you-d-call-a-method-actor/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db5/bob-newhart-2419_actor_i-m-not-what-you-d-call-a-method-actor-2_2514046.jpg) > [I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-have-to-warn-you-i-m-not-just-some-sitcom-guy-i-m-now-an-author/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed7/bob-newhart-2419_author_i-have-to-warn-you-i-m-not-just-some-sit_1327806.jpg) > [What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/what-you-see-on-stage-is-pretty-much-the-way-i-am-a-dry-sense-of-humor/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/541/bob-newhart-2419_am_what-you-see-on-stage-is-pretty-much-the_1497798.jpg) > [Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/dick-martin-if-you-put-a-gun-to-his-forehead-he-couldn-t-tell-you-a/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4be/bob-newhart-2419_forehead_dick-martin-if-you-put-a-gun-to-his-fore_2855720.jpg) > [I can't do a one-camera show. I don't know how to do that kind of show where you count in your head…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-can-t-do-a-one-camera-show-i-don-t-know-how-to-do-that-kind-of-show/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23f/bob-newhart-2419_count_i-can-t-do-a-one-camera-show-i-don-t-kno_2058764.jpg) > [I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-think-one-reason-for-a-successful-marriage-is-laughter-i-think/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4c/bob-newhart-2419_laughter_i-think-one-reason-for-a-successful-marr_2742015.jpg) > [You may have done 20 great shows in a row and come to one, and it doesn't work. You never presume anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/you-may-have-done-20-great-shows-in-a-row-and-come-to-one-and-it/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67b/bob-newhart-2419_anything_you-may-have-done-20-great-shows-in-a-ro_1891617.jpg) > [Stand-up is different from television. In stand-up, you've got to be in control.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/stand-up-is-different-from-television-in-stand-up-you-ve-got-to-be-in/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/094/bob-newhart-2419_control_stand-up-is-different-from-television-in_1299034.jpg) > [Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/don-t-live-in-the-past-there-s-no-point-you-can-t-change-anything/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3da/bob-newhart-2419_anything_don-t-live-in-the-past-there-s-no-point_2396918.jpg) > [You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/you-re-not-dead-at-85-you-re-a-long-way-from-it-go-out-and-enjoy-you/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/bob-newhart-2419_dead_you-re-not-dead-at-85-you-re-a-long-way_2069998.jpg) > [I don't think too much about age. Maybe if you're hurting, aching and arthritic, then you think about it a lot. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-don-t-think-too-much-about-age-maybe-if-you-re-hurting-aching-and/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/bob-newhart-2419_about_i-don-t-think-too-much-about-age-maybe-i_511461.jpg) > [I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-m-glad-you-can-t-talk-on-your-cells-while-the-plane-is-in-the-air/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/bob-newhart-2419_air_i-m-glad-you-can-t-talk-on-your-cells-wh_995491.jpg) > [I always hated when the studios just kind of said that anybody can act. You look at people like Spencer Tracy, Henry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-always-hated-when-the-studios-just-kind-of-said-that-anybody-can/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/bob-newhart-2419_about_i-always-hated-when-the-studios-just-kin_2396785.jpg) > [I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-ve-always-said-people-say-on-a-dramatic-show-i-was-crying-it-was-so/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84d/bob-newhart-2419_always_i-ve-always-said-people-say-on-a-dramati_446349.jpg) > [The highest of highs is to have a new routine that you're just breaking in and that's working, and that's - you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-highest-of-highs-is-to-have-a-new-routine-that-you-re-just/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/260/bob-newhart-2419_audience_the-highest-of-highs-is-to-have-a-new-ro_2670514.jpg) > [I found the most difficult thing when you became successful - when I had the record album, it won Album of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-found-the-most-difficult-thing-when-you-became-successful-when-i/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/bob-newhart-2419_album_i-found-the-most-difficult-thing-when-yo_715152.jpg) > [The best advice I was probably given and the best advice I could give someone who is trying to get into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-best-advice-i-was-probably-given-and-the-best-advice-i-could-give/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/485/bob-newhart-2419_advantage_the-best-advice-i-was-probably-given-and_2669433.jpg) > [If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/if-you-look-at-jack-benny-george-burns-or-don-rickles-they-ve-all-had/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/527/bob-newhart-2419_about_if-you-look-at-jack-benny-george-burns-o_1420807.jpg) > [I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-don-t-know-how-doctors-pick-one-specialty-over-another-some-you-can/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f1/bob-newhart-2419_another_i-don-t-know-how-doctors-pick-one-specia_2163826.jpg) > [I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-think-that-what-comes-through-in-chicago-humor-is-the-affection/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/615/bob-newhart-2419_affection_i-think-that-what-comes-through-in-chica_248446.jpg) > [With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/with-the-stand-up-comic-on-tv-whether-it-s-seinfeld-or-cosby-or/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/543/bob-newhart-2419_comedy_with-the-stand-up-comic-on-tv-whether-it_2509213.jpg) > [I think the thing about it is when you grow up in Chicago there's such a thing as putting on airs, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-think-the-thing-about-it-is-when-you-grow-up-in-chicago-there-s/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9d/bob-newhart-2419_about_i-think-the-thing-about-it-is-when-you-g_2829241.jpg) > [Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, I believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/probably-the-best-advice-i-ever-got-in-my-life-was-from-the-head-of/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf8/bob-newhart-2419_accounting_probably-the-best-advice-i-ever-got-in-m_2293607.jpg) ## Other authors on You ## More by Bob Newhart > [Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/television-series-are-like-the-stock-market-there-s-room-for-bears/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-didn-t-need-the-elf-outfit-to-play-an-elf-i-could-just-play-an-elf/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's nothing out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/when-i-was-off-tv-people-would-ask-me-to-please-come-back-which-i/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn't work, then I knew it didn't work. Then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-just-made-the-decision-that-i-was-going-to-try-comedy-and-if-didn-t/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [Don't be silly and don't waste your time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/don-t-be-silly-and-don-t-waste-your-time/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-m-most-proud-of-the-longevity-of-my-marriage-my-kids-and-my/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-best-advice-i-could-give-someone-trying-to-get-into-the-comedy/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/as-an-actor-you-generally-want-to-see-the-other-actor-s-face/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/you-shouldn-t-get-too-close-to-the-truth-because-then-maybe-you-stop/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/but-i-really-believe-that-if-you-have-the-ability-there-is-an/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [The reason I'm a psychologist is based in part on my telephone routines. Much of my humor comes out of reaction to what other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-reason-i-m-a-psychologist-is-based-in-part-on-my-telephone/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-think-that-what-comes-through-in-chicago-humor-is-the-affection/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I feel more comfortable in comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-feel-more-comfortable-in-comedy/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-really-don-t-know-what-makes-a-comedian-i-think-it-s-a-family/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I made a record album in 1960 and it exploded, and I got all these offers for TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-made-a-record-album-in-1960-and-it-exploded-and-i-got-all-these/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/you/bob-newhart/#itemlist", "name": "27 You Quotes By Bob Newhart", "numberOfItems": 27, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bob Newhart" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/humor-s-a-weapon-if-you-want-to-make-it-one/", "image": { 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