--- title: "11 Yo Momma Quotes By Various" description: "11 Yo Momma quotes by Various. Plus more from Various and more Yo Momma sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a5/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-fat-her-cereal-bowl-comes-wi_1243735.jpg" --- > [“Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-fat-her-cereal-bowl-comes-with-a-lifeguard/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a5/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-fat-her-cereal-bowl-comes-wi_1243735.jpg) > [“Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-poor-her-face-is-on-the-front-of-a-food-stamp/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/various-1467_food_yo-momma-so-poor-her-face-is-on-the-fron_774652.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-gets-up-the-sun-goes-down/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4e/various-1467_momma_yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-gets-up-t_2538966.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-she-makes-onions-cry/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fba/various-1467_momma_yo-momma-so-ugly-she-makes-onions-cry-26_2696782.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-she-threw-a-boomerang-and-it-wouldn-t-come-back/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31b/various-1467_momma-ugly_yo-momma-so-ugly-she-threw-a-boomerang-a_2478859.jpg) > [“Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-poor-that-when-i-rang-her-doorbell-she-said-ding-dong/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a4/various-1467_ding_yo-momma-so-poor-that-when-i-rang-her-do_2474957.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-she-makes-blind-children-cry-yo-momma-so-ugly-she/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fd/various-1467_momma_yo-momma-so-ugly-she-makes-blind-childre_2775753.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-haunted-house-and-she-came-out/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-ugly-that-i-took-her-to-a-ha_2052273.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-looks-in-the-mirror-the-reflection/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fb/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-looks-in_1583658.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-was-born-the-doctor-slapped-her-and/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df6/various-1467_parenting_yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-was-born_822623.jpg) > [“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-was-born-the-doctor-looked-at-her-butt/) Various [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1f/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-ugly-that-when-she-was-born_2047720.jpg) ## More by Various > [“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/tv-installer-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-beer-the-bartender-says/) Various > [“I'll just have a glass of water.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/i-ll-just-have-a-glass-of-water/) Various > [“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/must-the-earth-forever-be-arranged-like-an-ocean-steamer-with-large/) Various > [“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/god-is-worming-out-his-and-our-adversaries-which-he-will-do-by-little/) Various > [“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/it-is-no-less-since-this-same-confession-of-faith-was-first/) Various > [“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/sees-the-sights-under-perplexing-difficulties-the-native-borned/) Various > [“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/what-do-you-call-a-hundred-blondes-stacked-on-top-of-each-other-an/) Various > [“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/thou-wouldst-never-have-chosen-him-if-that-loving-and-gracious-god/) Various > [“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/behold-and-be-awakened-behold-and-be-excited-behold-and-be-comforted/) Various > [“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/seal-a-bartender-walks-into-a-church-a-temple-and-a-mosque-he-has-no/) Various > [“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/i-ll-give-you-an-example-do-you-own-a-weed-eater-yeah-then-logically/) Various > [Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/craig-jones-we-ain-t-got-no-sugar-smokey-no-sugar-damn-y-all-ain-t/) Various > [“I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/i-heard-that-if-you-play-a-windows-cd-backwards-you-ll-get-a-satanic/) Various > [“holiness is a privilege, as well as a duty; it is a reward, a benefit to him who walks therein.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/holiness-is-a-privilege-as-well-as-a-duty-it-is-a-reward-a-benefit-to/) Various > [“Music touches our hearts and moves our souls. Music has moods. Music can make us happy, relaxed or exhilarated. Music is sounds and voices…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/music-touches-our-hearts-and-moves-our-souls-music-has-moods-music/) Various ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/yo-momma/various/#itemlist", "name": "11 Yo Momma Quotes By Various", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Various" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/yo-momma-so-fat-her-cereal-bowl-comes-with-a-lifeguard/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a5/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-fat-her-cereal-bowl-comes-wi_1243735.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a5/various-1467_quote_yo-momma-so-fat-her-cereal-bowl-comes-wi_1243735.jpg", "url": 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