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> [“Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/show-me-the-science-last-i-heard-gay-six-year-olds-remain-unproven/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

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## More by Vernon D. Burns

> [“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/the-guy-got-torn-the-hell-in-half-he-s-in-two-big-pieces-and-he-s/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“For here he was, barely able to tread water, some gargantuan lizard in the water with him, and the most beautiful woman in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/for-here-he-was-barely-able-to-tread-water-some-gargantuan-lizard-in/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/baby-where-we-re-going-you-won-t-need-a-shirt/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/show-me-the-science-last-i-heard-gay-six-year-olds-remain-unproven/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Sven knew jungles better than anyone; he’d spent his childhood in the Swedish outlands, an unforgiving place.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/sven-knew-jungles-better-than-anyone-he-d-spent-his-childhood-in-the/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Then we’re already dead, Robert. We’re already dead. Think of poor Michael. He was horribly disfigured and had that space rash, but he served…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/then-we-re-already-dead-robert-we-re-already-dead-think-of-poor/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“You fucked a raptor?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/you-fucked-a-raptor/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“I consider myself a green party supporter...because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/i-consider-myself-a-green-party-supporter-because-green-represents-my/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/he-thought-he-saw-some-horses-too-and-a-clown-but-it-was-the-faces-of/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Her foot squished into the soft ground as she walked. She stooped down and pressed her fingers into the damp earth. Raising them to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/her-foot-squished-into-the-soft-ground-as-she-walked-she-stooped-down/)

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> [“Caris set off into the nearby trees and walked a few feet beyond them, thankful for a break from Rita’s worry. He unzipped his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/caris-set-off-into-the-nearby-trees-and-walked-a-few-feet-beyond-them/)

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> [“I'm not saying the plot doesn't have holes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/i-m-not-saying-the-plot-doesn-t-have-holes/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/unfortunately-for-sampson-the-naked-mole-rat-was-in-heat-at-the-moment/)

[Vernon D. Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-d-burns/)

> [“Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/deep-down-it-s-all-baseball-no-matter-what-kind-of-geometrical-shape/)

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> [“I swear, it's like God is just squatting over us, pissing incessantly right on our faces as we try to get off this annoying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-d-burns/i-swear-it-s-like-god-is-just-squatting-over-us-pissing-incessantly/)

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