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> [My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/my-friend-myron-tells-me-last-year-on-mother-s-day-the-whole-family/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

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## More by Joey Adams

> [Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/rockefeller-once-explained-the-secret-of-success-get-up-early-work/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/may-all-your-troubles-last-as-long-as-your-new-years-resolutions/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/do-not-worry-about-avoiding-temptation-as-you-grow-older-it-will/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/a-psychiatrist-asks-a-lot-of-expensive-questions-your-wife-asks-for/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [Do not worry about avoiding temptations.As you grow older it will avoid you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/do-not-worry-about-avoiding-temptations-as-you-grow-older-it-will/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/my-friend-myron-tells-me-last-year-on-mother-s-day-the-whole-family/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/marriage-is-give-and-take-you-d-better-give-it-to-her-or-she-ll-take/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/a-bikini-is-like-a-barbed-wire-fence-it-protects-the-property-without/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/people-are-still-willing-to-do-an-honest-day-s-work-the-trouble-is/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/smack-your-child-every-day-if-you-don-t-know-why-he-does/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/the-difference-between-playing-the-stock-market-and-the-horses-is/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

> [If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/if-it-weren-t-for-the-fact-that-the-tv-set-and-the-refrigerator-are/)

[Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/)

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