--- title: "12 Year Mother Quotes by 12 authors" description: "Browse 12 Year Mother quotes by 12 authors. Discover the best Year Mother sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebb/dane-cook-1394_mother_that-myspace-is-the-story-of-the-year-ev_2604768.png" --- > [That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/that-myspace-is-the-story-of-the-year-everyone-but-my-mother-is-on-it/) [Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebb/dane-cook-1394_mother_that-myspace-is-the-story-of-the-year-ev_2604768.png) > [You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-during-your-senior-year-you-and-your-mother/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dea/jeff-foxworthy-939_ifs_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-during-your-se_2876125.jpg) > [Thou two-faced year, Mother of Change and Fate...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-lazarus/thou-two-faced-year-mother-of-change-and-fate/) [Emma Lazarus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-lazarus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/emma-lazarus-22761_destiny_thou-two-faced-year-mother-of-change-and_654650.jpg) > [Every hundred year, mother make baby like Iron Sheik, Michael Jordan and the Jesus. Only one chance to prove you are the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-iron-sheik/every-hundred-year-mother-make-baby-like-iron-sheik-michael-jordan/) [The Iron Sheik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-iron-sheik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/191/the-iron-sheik-7386_chance_every-hundred-year-mother-make-baby-like_1654837.jpg) > [For Christmas every year, my mother used to give me those cheap little diaries that would tell your horoscope and provide a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-smith/for-christmas-every-year-my-mother-used-to-give-me-those-cheap-little/) [Patti Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d5/patti-smith-394_blank_for-christmas-every-year-my-mother-used_2649704.jpg) > [“A year after his mother's death, Gary turned to religion.     A religion of his own making.      He”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-stone/a-year-after-his-mother-s-death-gary-turned-to-religion-a-religion-of/) [Frank Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-stone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfd/frank-stone-81800_death_a-year-after-his-mother-s-death-gary-tur_1141960.jpg) > [I played Little League for one year. That was it. Then my mother realized I liked books and threatened my father. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-meltzer/i-played-little-league-for-one-year-that-was-it-then-my-mother/) [Brad Meltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-meltzer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/brad-meltzer-7672_baseball_i-played-little-league-for-one-year-that_2829583.jpg) > [My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-adams/my-friend-myron-tells-me-last-year-on-mother-s-day-the-whole-family/) [Joey Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/104/joey-adams-37442_friendship_my-friend-myron-tells-me-last-year-on-mo_1993054.png) > [Your mother calls and says she hasn't seen you for a long time. The first year: You invite her for a week.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lois-wyse/your-mother-calls-and-says-she-hasn-t-seen-you-for-a-long-time-the/) [Lois Wyse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lois-wyse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b2/lois-wyse-14119_children_your-mother-calls-and-says-she-hasn-t-se_2202079.png) > [One year for Mother's Day I got me and my mom tickets to go see Alanis Morissette. We both love her sooo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lea-michele/one-year-for-mother-s-day-i-got-me-and-my-mom-tickets-to-go-see/) [Lea Michele](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lea-michele/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de9/lea-michele-3239_best-time_one-year-for-mother-s-day-i-got-me-and-m_641158.png) > [You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dear; To-morrow'll be the happiest time of all the glad New…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfred-lord-tennyson/you-must-wake-and-call-me-early-call-me-early-mother-dear-to-morrow/) [Alfred Lord Tennyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfred-lord-tennyson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/alfred-lord-tennyson-521_call-me_you-must-wake-and-call-me-early-call-me_689010.jpg) > [“Grief takes about a year,” Mrs. Kelly once told a young mother who had lost her son. “You have to get through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-harman/grief-takes-about-a-year-mrs-kelly-once-told-a-young-mother-who-had/) [Patricia Harman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-harman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30f/patricia-harman-60175_first-snow_grief-takes-about-a-year-mrs-kelly-once_900238.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/year-mother/#itemlist", "name": "Year Mother Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That MySpace is the story of the year. 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