--- title: "10 Yard Sales Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 10 Yard Sales quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Yard Sales sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/john-drake-robinson-99587_life_many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by_2689457.jpg" --- > [“Many of life’s transitions are marked by yard sales.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-drake-robinson/many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by-yard-sales/) [John Drake Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-drake-robinson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/john-drake-robinson-99587_life_many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by_2689457.jpg) > [Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-look-really-fun-from-a-couple/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7e/anonymous-1_cute-relationship_relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-l_3167144.jpg) > [The 'here' of Watts is pastel houses with window gratings in curly patterns. 'Here' is yard sales with bins full of stuffed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-jamison/the-here-of-watts-is-pastel-houses-with-window-gratings-in-curly/) [Leslie Jamison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-jamison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/499/leslie-jamison-8628_animals_the-here-of-watts-is-pastel-houses-with_2876274.jpg) > [Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales-they-look-really-fun-from-a-2/) [Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/095/hussein-nishah-292_clever-facebook-stat_relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales_1062723.jpg) > [“Right now we’re both yard sales of emotions. A penny for pain. A dime for bitterness. A quarter for grief. A dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-c-stevens/right-now-we-re-both-yard-sales-of-emotions-a-penny-for-pain-a-dime-2/) [Courtney C. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-c-stevens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a9/courtney-c-stevens-13997_anger_right-now-we-re-both-yard-sales-of-emoti_1307750.jpg) > [Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/thank-you-yard-sales-for-being-the-perfect-way-to-say-to-your/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/jimmy-fallon-656_enough_thank-you-yard-sales-for-being-the-perfe_1797003.jpg) > [Relationships are a lot like yard sales; they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales-they-look-really-fun-from-a-3/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/866/anonymous-1_relationship_relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales_1703096.jpg) > [Relationships are like yard sales. They look great from a distance, but once you're in one, its a bunch of shit you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyler-davis/relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-look-great-from-a-distance-but/) [Tyler Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyler-davis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/460/tyler-davis-284647_relationships_relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-l_598805.jpg) > [Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales-they-look-really-fun-from-a/) [Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82d/christian-finnegan-15029_bunch_relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales_1012369.png) > [“Right now we're both yard sales of emotions. A penny for pain. A dime for bitterness. A quarter for grief. A dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-c-stevens/right-now-we-re-both-yard-sales-of-emotions-a-penny-for-pain-a-dime/) [Courtney C. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-c-stevens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83c/courtney-c-stevens-13997_broken_right-now-we-re-both-yard-sales-of-emoti_296787.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/yard-sales/#itemlist", "name": "Yard Sales Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Many of life’s transitions are marked by yard sales.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Drake Robinson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-drake-robinson/many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by-yard-sales/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/john-drake-robinson-99587_life_many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by_2689457.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/john-drake-robinson-99587_life_many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by_2689457.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/john-drake-robinson-99587_life_many-of-life-s-transitions-are-marked-by_2689457.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Many of life’s transitions are marked by yard sales.” — John Drake Robinson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-look-really-fun-from-a-couple/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7e/anonymous-1_cute-relationship_relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-l_3167144.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7e/anonymous-1_cute-relationship_relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-l_3167144.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7e/anonymous-1_cute-relationship_relationships-are-like-yard-sales-they-l_3167144.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you…” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The 'here' of Watts is pastel houses with window gratings in curly patterns. 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