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title: "31 WWE Quotes By Jerry Lawler"
description: "31 WWE quotes by Jerry Lawler. Plus more from Jerry Lawler and more WWE sayings from other authors."
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> [ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/ecw-stands-for-extremely-crappy-wrestling/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Foley looks like an un-made bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/foley-looks-like-an-un-made-bed/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/if-charisma-were-rain-blackman-would-be-a-desert/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/gyrating-j-r-pretty-darn-good/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/i-don-t-know-if-he-needs-a-tic-tac-or-toilet-paper/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/i-d-like-to-retain-trish-stratus-s-services/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/you-lost-weight-look-around-you-ll-find-it/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [The fats dented the flats.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/the-fats-dented-the-flats/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-david-killed-goliath-mae-young-called-the-cops/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/speaking-of-birthday-suits-i-think-mae-young-s-needs-ironing/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/get-that-strait-jacket-that-heidenreich-had-and-put-it-on-lita/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/crash-holly-s-so-short-you-can-see-his-feet-on-his-driver-s-licence/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/it-s-not-often-that-you-see-a-smile-on-the-face-of-the-viper-but-it/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-you-were-born-and-your-mom-saw-your-face-and-your-rear-end-she/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/helen-hart-is-the-only-person-i-know-with-an-autographed-copy-of-the/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/michael-cole-what-did-you-get-for-christmas-except-drunk/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/it-used-to-be-that-shamrock-was-the-world-s-most-dangerous-man-but/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/cena-with-the-wwe-title-randy-orton-with-the-money-in-the-bank/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/how-could-triple-h-ever-be-mad-how-could-he-ever-have-a-bad-day-how/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/i-asked-sunny-if-she-would-ever-consider-dating-you-she-said-she/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-john-cena-came-to-raw-he-immediately-got-off-on-the-wrong-foot/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Can I press one for English?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/can-i-press-one-for-english/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/her-me-whipped-cream-handcuffs-any-questions/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Are you ready for some puppies?!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/are-you-ready-for-some-puppies/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Go back to your bingo hall.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/go-back-to-your-bingo-hall/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/j-r-s-got-moves-like-jagger/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Is he dancing or having a seizure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/is-he-dancing-or-having-a-seizure/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/dolph-ziggler-reminds-me-of-santa-everywhere-he-goes-he-brings-an-old/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/look-at-the-attention-the-godfather-s-getting-kick-my-leg-j-r-kick-me/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-it-comes-to-shawn-michaels-there-s-always-a-way/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/what-s-twelve-inches-long-and-hangs-in-front-on-ass-mankind-s-tie/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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## Other authors on WWE

## More by Jerry Lawler

> [But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/but-if-i-ve-heard-this-saying-once-i-ve-heard-it-a-thousand-times/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/get-that-strait-jacket-that-heidenreich-had-and-put-it-on-lita/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/in-this-day-and-time-with-no-competition-you-are-really-walking-a/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/what-s-twelve-inches-long-and-hangs-in-front-on-ass-mankind-s-tie/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/a-little-sex-on-tv-never-hurt-anyone-unless-you-fall-off/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/we-ve-finally-told-the-world-that-this-is-sports-entertainment-and-i/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/i-ve-been-here-for-nine-years-and-over-that-time-these-people-have/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/the-only-reason-jake-the-snake-roberts-doesn-t-drink-and-drive/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/speaking-of-birthday-suits-i-think-mae-young-s-needs-ironing/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-i-m-in-bed-with-a-woman-my-favorite-move-is-a-wrestling-hold/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/being-a-3-time-intercontinental-champion-doesn-t-make-you-a-great/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/you-know-how-i-impress-girls-at-the-gym-i-do-pull-ups-i-pull-up-in-a/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-you-were-born-and-your-mom-saw-your-face-and-your-rear-end-she/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Is he dancing or having a seizure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/is-he-dancing-or-having-a-seizure/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-the-snake-s-two-best-friends-are-jim-beam-jack-daniels/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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