--- title: "1 Write Joke Quotes By Ron Shock" description: "1 Write Joke quotes by Ron Shock. Plus more from Ron Shock and more Write Joke sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/ron-shock-31757_call_i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write_237656.jpg" --- > [I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write-i-do-a-lot-of-stories-and-i/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/ron-shock-31757_call_i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write_237656.jpg) ## More by Ron Shock > [If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/if-the-bible-is-correct-and-the-earth-is-only-6-000-years-old-that/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-prefer-to-have-one-gigantic-laugh-preceded-by-several-smaller/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write-i-do-a-lot-of-stories-and-i/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/there-s-probably-been-very-few-people-in-comedy-that-have-a/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I'm an orator, a raconteur.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-m-an-orator-a-raconteur/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-m-a-storyteller-i-m-not-like-any-other-comic-i-tell-detailed/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-always-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-but-i-wasn-t-sure-how-you-do-that/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/it-has-been-a-wonderful-life-for-me-it-s-just-been-a-blessing-i-can-t/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/most-people-are-used-to-the-t-v-comedy-method-of-one-joke-every-18/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/fortunately-for-me-or-unfortunately-they-made-me-an-editor-of-the/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-came-to-vegas-because-i-wanted-to-not-because-i-thought-it-could/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-didn-t-get-rich-and-famous-but-i-do-what-i-love/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/each-piece-i-tell-stands-on-its-own-and-then-it-all-ties-together-it/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-look-at-things-logically-the-humor-i-do-is-to-go-from-a-to-b-to-c/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) > [I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-only-have-eight-jokes-but-i-can-do-em-over-a-two-hour-period-of-time/) [Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/write-joke/ron-shock/#itemlist", "name": "1 Write Joke Quotes By Ron Shock", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I can't write a joke. I could never write. 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