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title: "19 Write Joke Quotes by 18 authors"
description: "Browse 19 Write Joke quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Write Joke sayings and thoughts."
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> [You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-idle/you-could-write-a-joke-in-the-pub-at-lunchtime-and-watch-it-performed/)

[Eric Idle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-idle/)

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> [I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/i-get-so-happy-when-i-write-a-joke-it-s-a-very-satisfying-liberating/)

[Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/)

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> [I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judd-apatow/i-loved-the-idea-that-i-could-write-a-joke-and-someone-else-would/)

[Judd Apatow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judd-apatow/)

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> [With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-seder/with-comedic-actors-you-can-write-one-joke-or-two-jokes-sample/)

[Sam Seder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-seder/)

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> [If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/if-i-sit-down-to-write-a-joke-about-whatever-the-polluted-gulf-of/)

[Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/)

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> [I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carr/i-like-to-write-a-joke-without-any-fat-on-it-the-shorter-the-better-i/)

[Jimmy Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-carr/)

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> [I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write-i-do-a-lot-of-stories-and-i/)

[Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/)

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> [If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-millican/if-i-write-a-joke-and-it-works-and-it-works-consistently-that-is-gold/)

[Sarah Millican](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-millican/)

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> [I could write a joke song really easily, but I think something that might be true for my generation is that there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ezra-furman/i-could-write-a-joke-song-really-easily-but-i-think-something-that/)

[Ezra Furman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ezra-furman/)

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> [Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-marra/anytime-i-can-get-either-of-them-really-laughing-i-immediately-pull/)

[Anthony Marra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-marra/)

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> [It would not occur to me to write a joke like, 'This would be great if I was more like Andrew Dice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-gondelman/it-would-not-occur-to-me-to-write-a-joke-like-this-would-be-great-if/)

[Josh Gondelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-gondelman/)

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> [I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-was-desperate-for-new-material-so-anything-i-can-write-a-joke-about/)

[Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/)

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> [I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cross/i-ll-think-of-the-idea-and-then-i-ll-write-something-down-then-within/)

[David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cross/)

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> [Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-mcintyre/stand-up-comedy-is-what-i-do-and-it-s-so-rewarding-if-you-write-a/)

[Michael McIntyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-mcintyre/)

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> [I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-never-really-feel-like-just-standing-there-and-telling-jokes-i-want/)

[Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/)

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> [You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-brennan/you-know-i-liken-it-to-when-you-write-a-joke-for-somebody-else-it-s/)

[Neal Brennan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-brennan/)

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> [People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-thune/people-can-write-jokes-five-minutes-after-a-major-world-event-happens/)

[Nick Thune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-thune/)

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> [If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-tomlinson/if-i-can-write-a-joke-about-something-that-happened-that-was-awful-it/)

[Taylor Tomlinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-tomlinson/)

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> [If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-kirkman/if-i-write-a-joke-sometimes-people-will-call-it-a-lie-and-i-m/)

[Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-kirkman/)

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