--- title: "1 Write Joke Quotes By Chris D'Elia" description: "1 Write Joke quotes by Chris D'Elia. Plus more from Chris D'Elia and more Write Joke sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/909/chris-d-elia-32485_around_i-never-really-feel-like-just-standing-t_199155.jpg" --- > [I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-never-really-feel-like-just-standing-there-and-telling-jokes-i-want/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/909/chris-d-elia-32485_around_i-never-really-feel-like-just-standing-t_199155.jpg) ## More by Chris D'Elia > [We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/we-re-the-only-species-that-listens-to-michael-bubl-when-we-have-sex/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/no-perfume-because-i-want-to-know-how-you-smell-right-off-the-bat-don/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [Being on 'Whitney' is a job, but stand-up is my life. I could never stop. There's an art to it. I love having strangers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/being-on-whitney-is-a-job-but-stand-up-is-my-life-i-could-never-stop/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-never-really-feel-like-just-standing-there-and-telling-jokes-i-want/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-m-a-dude-obviously-and-when-i-m-not-in-a-relationship-i-don-t-do/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/a-girl-who-pays-attention-is-very-cool-it-s-really-hard-to-pay/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [Whitney Cummings is one of the hardest working people I know, and she's very motivated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/whitney-cummings-is-one-of-the-hardest-working-people-i-know-and-she/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/once-i-started-doing-stand-up-everything-fell-into-place-that-was/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/every-guy-is-different-but-just-prepare-to-know-him-in-a-different/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-think-that-men-think-they-need-their-man-caves-they-don-t-really-do/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [I would never say that I'm good at being on dates. I think I like to try to find a connection with somebody, like,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-would-never-say-that-i-m-good-at-being-on-dates-i-think-i-like-to/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/women-tend-to-talk-more-than-men-and-they-do-this-thing-where-they/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [I'm a selfish person, and I'm going onstage to have a good time, and I'd love if you want to be a part of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-m-a-selfish-person-and-i-m-going-onstage-to-have-a-good-time-and-i/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/my-biggest-pet-peeve-is-when-a-girl-says-i-m-not-into-drama-why-are/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) > [I definitely am a performer, and there are different styles of stand-up; I mean, some people are writers and they get onstage to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-definitely-am-a-performer-and-there-are-different-styles-of-stand/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/write-joke/chris-d-elia/#itemlist", "name": "1 Write Joke Quotes By Chris D'Elia", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. 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