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> [I guaran-damn-tee you, unless God swipes me from the earth because that's his call anyway, I will be wrestling in a celebrity wrestling match someday, and it will not be forgettable because if I'm going to do it, I'm going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/i-guaran-damn-tee-you-unless-god-swipes-me-from-the-earth-because/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

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## More by Paul Walter Hauser

> [I think that I can do with the Penguin what Heath Ledger did with the Joker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/i-think-that-i-can-do-with-the-penguin-what-heath-ledger-did-with-the/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [Oh, boy, I love dogs. I do have a great affection for all things canine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/oh-boy-i-love-dogs-i-do-have-a-great-affection-for-all-things-canine/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [Keith Lee is one of the most fascinating, exciting people alive. The guy is the size of Dusty Rhodes, moves like a luchador and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/keith-lee-is-one-of-the-most-fascinating-exciting-people-alive-the/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [I, Tonya' is definitely a calling card for people in the industry to acknowledge who I am or the basis on which I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/i-tonya-is-definitely-a-calling-card-for-people-in-the-industry-to/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [I've been a fan of accents my whole life. I love trying to parrot or mimic voices that I hear every day, whether it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/i-ve-been-a-fan-of-accents-my-whole-life-i-love-trying-to-parrot-or/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [I've been turned down by so many things in Hollywood, and the world itself is only getting darker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/i-ve-been-turned-down-by-so-many-things-in-hollywood-and-the-world/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [Cruella' is its own movie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/cruella-is-its-own-movie/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [The hope is that you're never pigeonholed, but at the same time I would have been content being a guy in the sitcom who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/the-hope-is-that-you-re-never-pigeonholed-but-at-the-same-time-i/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful and noticeably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/funny-people-come-from-all-over-i-think-michigan-has-dark-humor-on/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [My background with AEW is just that, as a fan. I really signed on pretty hard early on. I just had a feeling that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/my-background-with-aew-is-just-that-as-a-fan-i-really-signed-on/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [The recurring theme for me internally is, 'I was content with what I was doing until something way better just showed up.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/the-recurring-theme-for-me-internally-is-i-was-content-with-what-i/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [My first car, I believe it was a 1986 blue Ford Crown Vic, gifted to me by Bud and Millie Parker out of Hemlock, Michigan.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/my-first-car-i-believe-it-was-a-1986-blue-ford-crown-vic-gifted-to-me/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [I always wanted to be that funny young guy who people were like, 'This is the next Belushi or Farley.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/i-always-wanted-to-be-that-funny-young-guy-who-people-were-like-this/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [Everyone is the dude or woman for the moment they're in sometimes. And that's why I believe in fate and believe in God. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/everyone-is-the-dude-or-woman-for-the-moment-they-re-in-sometimes-and/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

> [That's what I love about Richard - he has got this big heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/that-s-what-i-love-about-richard-he-has-got-this-big-heart/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

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