--- title: "10 Would be Quotes By Thom Yorke" description: "10 Would be quotes by Thom Yorke. Plus more from Thom Yorke and more Would be sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg" --- > [If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-apples-because-apples-are/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg) > [If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would-be-thom-cork/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/546/thom-yorke-979_bottles_if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would_1920758.jpg) > [If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-pony-because-then-i-could-have/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_1519617.jpg) > [If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-the-world-i-d-make-everyone/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/thom-yorke-979_change-the-world_if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-t_3062655.jpg) > [Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/can-you-imagine-a-world-in-which-the-letter-o-does-not-exist-my-name/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da3/thom-yorke-979_doe_can-you-imagine-a-world-in-which-the-let_666969.jpg) > [I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-hate-to-sound-self-absorbed-but-i-m-just-going-to-cast-out-this/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc7/thom-yorke-979_cancer_i-hate-to-sound-self-absorbed-but-i-m-ju_530857.jpg) > [I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-could-blow-bubbles-bubbles-would-solve-any-dilemma-we-face-if/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/186/thom-yorke-979_blow_i-could-blow-bubbles-bubbles-would-solve_1633627.jpg) > [If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-were-to-be-any-celebrity-i-d-be-chris-martin-i-ve-always/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/thom-yorke-979_being-jealous_if-i-were-to-be-any-celebrity-i-d-be-chr_246795.jpg) > [If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-pony-because-then-i-could-have-2/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67d/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_2918676.jpg) > [Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/us-on-hard-drugs-that-would-be-horrible-we-d-probably-end-up-sounding/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/thom-yorke-979_brain_us-on-hard-drugs-that-would-be-horrible_1794971.jpg) ## Other authors on Would be ## More by Thom Yorke > [How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/how-come-i-end-up-where-i-started-how-come-i-end-up-where-i-belong/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-named-my-son-noah-for-the-same-reason-chris-martin-named-his-apple/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/rock-music-is-is-a-necessary-evil-like-beating-my-children-with-penny/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/we-re-at-a-time-when-we-are-being-presented-with-undeniable-changes/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/when-even-your-fans-are-writing-to-tell-you-to-get-a-life-you-know/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/space-jam-is-my-favorite-movie-don-t-ask-me-why-it-just-is/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/my-dad-spent-his-whole-life-getting-into-fights-for-telling-what-he/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-got-into-the-music-business-thinking-it-was-really-radical-that-it/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/people-sometimes-say-we-take-things-too-seriously-but-it-s-the-only/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-m-achingly-aware-of-my-own-limitations-as-both-part-of-the-human/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/one-little-leak-becomes-a-lake-says-the-tiny-voice-in-my-earpiece/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-often-fake-my-death-and-then-just-show-up-at-people-s-houses-they/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/there-are-a-lot-of-things-i-cannot-do-such-as-eat-books-and-read/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I wanted to live with the \*\*\*\*ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-wanted-to-live-with-the-ing-manta-rays-but-they-banned-me-from-sea/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-often-steal-sandwiches-eat-them-and-put-the-container-s-back-with-a/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/would-be/thom-yorke/#itemlist", "name": "10 Would be Quotes By Thom Yorke", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Thom Yorke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-apples-because-apples-are/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/thom-yorke-979_apples_if-radiohead-were-a-fruit-we-would-be-ap_562070.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive” — Thom Yorke", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Thom Yorke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would-be-thom-cork/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/546/thom-yorke-979_bottles_if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would_1920758.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/546/thom-yorke-979_bottles_if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would_1920758.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/546/thom-yorke-979_bottles_if-i-were-a-bottle-of-wine-my-name-would_1920758.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork” — Thom Yorke", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Thom Yorke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-pony-because-then-i-could-have/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_1519617.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_1519617.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_1519617.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.” — Thom Yorke", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Thom Yorke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-the-world-i-d-make-everyone/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/thom-yorke-979_change-the-world_if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-t_3062655.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/thom-yorke-979_change-the-world_if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-t_3062655.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/thom-yorke-979_change-the-world_if-i-could-do-just-one-thing-to-change-t_3062655.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.” — Thom Yorke", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? 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