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> [“They wore the uniform of the desert bro. Think frat boy who never went to college. Jersey Shore without the water. Farmer’s tans made by the sun instead of a cancer machine. Ed Hardy shirts and backward baseball caps. Oakley…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/they-wore-the-uniform-of-the-desert-bro-think-frat-boy-who-never-went/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

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## More by Johnny Shaw

> [“can’t digest food unless it has some E. coli in it for flavor. All this nutrition nonsense is horseshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/can-t-digest-food-unless-it-has-some-e-coli-in-it-for-flavor-all-this/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Anything can be a curse if it ain't a choice. If it's all you know. If you do it because your father did it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/anything-can-be-a-curse-if-it-ain-t-a-choice-if-it-s-all-you-know-if/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“i ain't got the energy to argue. i'm an old man and i got to take a shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/i-ain-t-got-the-energy-to-argue-i-m-an-old-man-and-i-got-to-take-a/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Real life doesn’t come beautifully wrapped with a bow on top. Most events usually look more like a three-year-old’s attempt to wrap Mommy’s gift.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/real-life-doesn-t-come-beautifully-wrapped-with-a-bow-on-top-most/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Even a desert hare will take a finger off the dumbass that tries to pet it. If the desert can make a bunny that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/even-a-desert-hare-will-take-a-finger-off-the-dumbass-that-tries-to/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Back at the Date Palm, Bobby and I drank like we had received federal funding to study the impact of beer and Tennessee whiskey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/back-at-the-date-palm-bobby-and-i-drank-like-we-had-received-federal/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Apparently, nothing focuses a drunk like a quest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/apparently-nothing-focuses-a-drunk-like-a-quest/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“They wore the uniform of the desert bro. Think frat boy who never went to college. Jersey Shore without the water. Farmer’s tans made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/they-wore-the-uniform-of-the-desert-bro-think-frat-boy-who-never-went/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Sometimes you don’t win the war. You don’t even win any of the battles. All you have left to celebrate is the victory of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/sometimes-you-don-t-win-the-war-you-don-t-even-win-any-of-the-battles/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“In the city people bitched when you asked them to help you move. Out here a neighbor would help you shovel shit for eight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/in-the-city-people-bitched-when-you-asked-them-to-help-you-move-out/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“it doesn’t matter what we want, it’s what we do with what we have.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/it-doesn-t-matter-what-we-want-it-s-what-we-do-with-what-we-have/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/should-ve-known-when-i-met-her-mama-the-big-fat-acorn-didn-t-fall-too/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“In film theory, it’s called the Kuleshov Effect. A blank expression taking on whatever emotion the context implies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/in-film-theory-it-s-called-the-kuleshov-effect-a-blank-expression/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Anything can be a curse if it ain’t a choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/anything-can-be-a-curse-if-it-ain-t-a-choice/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

> [“Before anyone brands me cruel, remember that Ceja knocked out my tooth for corrupting a nonexistent sister. And while this wasn’t a conscious revenge,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/before-anyone-brands-me-cruel-remember-that-ceja-knocked-out-my-tooth/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

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