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title: "5 Witty christmas Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/christmas-is-a-time-when-everybody-wants-his-past-forgotten-and-his/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/phyllis-diller-1622_believe-in-santa_christmas-is-a-time-when-everybody-wants_327086.png)

> [The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillips-brooks/the-earth-has-grown-old-with-its-burden-of-care-but-at-christmas-it/)

[Phillips Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phillips-brooks/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aaf/phillips-brooks-2696_advent-christmas_the-earth-has-grown-old-with-its-burden_1345575.png)

> [The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/the-worst-gift-is-a-fruitcake-there-is-only-one-fruitcake-in-the/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e6/johnny-carson-2644_birthday_the-worst-gift-is-a-fruitcake-there-is-o_1397404.png)

> [Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/why-are-we-not-grateful-to-god-for-filling-our-stockings-with-legs/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c2/gilbert-k-chesterton-223_be-grateful_why-are-we-not-grateful-to-god-for-filli_1934842.png)

> [I have always thought of Christmas time... as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/i-have-always-thought-of-christmas-time-as-a-good-time-a-kind/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/charles-dickens-34_best-christmas_i-have-always-thought-of-christmas-time_2811329.jpg)

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