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title: "7 Witness Protection Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Witness Protection quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Witness Protection sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/100/charlie-brooker-1392_home_short-of-finding-a-place-on-the-witness_604736.png"
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> [Short of finding a place on the witness protection programme, you don't get many opportunities to completely reinvent your life. Going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-brooker/short-of-finding-a-place-on-the-witness-protection-programme-you-don/)

[Charlie Brooker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-brooker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/100/charlie-brooker-1392_home_short-of-finding-a-place-on-the-witness_604736.png)

> [Witness protection just makes for exciting stories and it's a really rich sort of place to grab stories from... people starting over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-mccormack/witness-protection-just-makes-for-exciting-stories-and-it-s-a-really/)

[Mary McCormack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-mccormack/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c4/mary-mccormack-26707_ends_witness-protection-just-makes-for-exciti_1033267.jpg)

> [Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-hardy/marriage-is-like-the-witness-protection-programme-you-get-all-new/)

[Jeremy Hardy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-hardy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5af/jeremy-hardy-16496_clothes_marriage-is-like-the-witness-protection_1210966.png)

> [“Rules for Disappearing by Witness Protection Prisoner #18A7R04M: Don’t fall into a routine. Shake things up. Doing the same thing over and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-elston/rules-for-disappearing-by-witness-protection-prisoner-18a7r04m-don-t/)

[Ashley Elston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-elston/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db7/ashley-elston-55726_comfortable_rules-for-disappearing-by-witness-protec_2486923.jpg)

> [I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-donahue/i-have-been-in-the-witness-protection-program-for-the-last-three/)

[Phil Donahue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-donahue/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/538/phil-donahue-11688_justice_i-have-been-in-the-witness-protection-pr_2694952.jpg)

> [I promise to keep your Witness Protection Program whereabouts a secret.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-promise-to-keep-your-witness-protection-program-whereabouts-a-secret/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/anonymous-1_farewell_i-promise-to-keep-your-witness-protectio_2696262.jpg)

> [“The MacKinnons were always new, always almost just like everyone else. Always next door to normal. It was like growing up in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-marie-macdonald/the-mackinnons-were-always-new-always-almost-just-like-everyone-else/)

[Ann-Marie MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-marie-macdonald/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/ann-marie-macdonald-10978_next-door_the-mackinnons-were-always-new-always-al_2953425.png)

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