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> [“I thought maybe you'd wish for friends because you don't have any. We'll all be glad to see you die. No one's going to miss you, Gary. Maybe I'll walk behind you and spit on your brains after they blow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/i-thought-maybe-you-d-wish-for-friends-because-you-don-t-have-any-we/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

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## More by Richard Bachman

> [“Garraty thought that memories were like a line drawn in the dirt. The further back you went the scuffier and harder to see that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/garraty-thought-that-memories-were-like-a-line-drawn-in-the-dirt-the/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Olson sat up. He put his hands against his belly and stared calmly at the poised soldiers on the deck of the squat vehicle.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/olson-sat-up-he-put-his-hands-against-his-belly-and-stared-calmly-at/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“That was Dad's life, and I was the birdshit on his windshield.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/that-was-dad-s-life-and-i-was-the-birdshit-on-his-windshield/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Because if you don't have someone to run out of town once in a while, how are you going to know you yourself belong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/because-if-you-don-t-have-someone-to-run-out-of-town-once-in-a-while/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Craziness is only a matter of degree, and there are lots of people besides me who have the urge to roll heads. They go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/craziness-is-only-a-matter-of-degree-and-there-are-lots-of-people/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“No worries about money, success, fear, joy, pain, sorrow, sex, or love. Absolute zero. No father, mother, girlfriend, lover. The dead are orphans. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/no-worries-about-money-success-fear-joy-pain-sorrow-sex-or-love/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/the-definition-of-an-asshole-is-a-guy-who-doesn-t-believe-what-he-s/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah! - The Count Sesame Street ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/do-you-know-why-they-call-me-the-count-because-i-love-to-count-ah-hah/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Now the only way out is straight up to Heaven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/now-the-only-way-out-is-straight-up-to-heaven/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“None of us really has anything to lose. That makes it easier to give away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/none-of-us-really-has-anything-to-lose-that-makes-it-easier-to-give/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“It took me a while to figure it out, but it was faster after I got around that mental block. Walk or die, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/it-took-me-a-while-to-figure-it-out-but-it-was-faster-after-i-got/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“You were starting to sound a little like a Stephen King novel”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/you-were-starting-to-sound-a-little-like-a-stephen-king-novel/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Then you can blame it on your parents,' I said, smiling. 'Won't that be a relief?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/then-you-can-blame-it-on-your-parents-i-said-smiling-won-t-that-be-a/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“You've got a shitty habit, you know it? I've noticed it on all those TV drive-safely pitches that you do. You breathe in people's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/you-ve-got-a-shitty-habit-you-know-it-i-ve-noticed-it-on-all-those-tv/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Herk threw up the mouse, the hamburger he'd eaten for lunch, and some pasty glop that looked like tomato soup. He was just starting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/herk-threw-up-the-mouse-the-hamburger-he-d-eaten-for-lunch-and-some/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

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