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> [“are you willing to buy my human for twenty dollars?”   97.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/are-you-willing-to-buy-my-human-for-twenty-dollars-97/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

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## More by Joleene Naylor

> [“Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun; they burn to a crisp.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/vampires-don-t-sparkle-in-the-sun-they-burn-to-a-crisp/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“Who will they be feeding on? Pets or people?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/who-will-they-be-feeding-on-pets-or-people/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“are you willing to buy my human for twenty dollars?”   97.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/are-you-willing-to-buy-my-human-for-twenty-dollars-97/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is “dead”, so don’t ask.    ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/motels-will-not-give-you-a-discount-because-your-friend-is-dead-so/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/if-you-have-to-sleep-in-a-coffin-try-to-go-for-an-old-wooden-one/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“lookout for strange bite marks. You don’t want to just be a mobile snack.   4.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/lookout-for-strange-bite-marks-you-don-t-want-to-just-be-a-mobile/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“Need to do laundry, but the Laundromat is closed by the time you get up? You can use body soap, or even bar soap,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/need-to-do-laundry-but-the-laundromat-is-closed-by-the-time-you-get/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“Think about what your friends and family will say if your vampire gets hit by a car and immediately leaps to his feet and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/think-about-what-your-friends-and-family-will-say-if-your-vampire/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“You don’t want blood leaking out all over your Coke cans.   48.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/you-don-t-want-blood-leaking-out-all-over-your-coke-cans-48/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“I Spy” might have been fun on school field trips back in the day, but it’s pretty hard to play in the dark. “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/i-spy-might-have-been-fun-on-school-field-trips-back-in-the-day-but/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“It’s harder than you think to catch an unwary person at a truck stop.   34.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/it-s-harder-than-you-think-to-catch-an-unwary-person-at-a-truck-stop/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“wait until you’re sick and can’t get out of the bathroom and then you’ll see what real impatience is.   96.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/wait-until-you-re-sick-and-can-t-get-out-of-the-bathroom-and-then-you/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“you don’t want to leave a string of unburied bodies behind.  ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/you-don-t-want-to-leave-a-string-of-unburied-bodies-behind/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

> [“It’s hard to explain to a hysterical maid why you have someone in your closet who looks dead.   64.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joleene-naylor/it-s-hard-to-explain-to-a-hysterical-maid-why-you-have-someone-in/)

[Joleene Naylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joleene-naylor/)

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