--- title: "18 Wife Told Quotes by 15 authors" description: "Browse 18 Wife Told quotes by 15 authors. Discover the best Wife Told sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/658/john-kruk-35452_disgusting_my-wife-told-me-i-m-not-as-disgusting-to_390574.jpg" --- > [My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kruk/my-wife-told-me-i-m-not-as-disgusting-to-her-as-i-used-to-be/) [John Kruk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kruk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/658/john-kruk-35452_disgusting_my-wife-told-me-i-m-not-as-disgusting-to_390574.jpg) > [To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-holtz/to-my-wife-i-told-you-i-was-sick/) [Lou Holtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-holtz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/lou-holtz-1584_college_to-my-wife-i-told-you-i-was-sick-667167_667167.png) > [Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/mr-weasley-was-unavailable-for-comment-although-his-wife-told/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5f/anonymous-1_clear_mr-weasley-was-unavailable-for-comment-a_1088085.jpg) > [This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/this-man-s-wife-told-him-for-christmas-surprise-me-on-christmas-eve/) [Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d14/milton-berle-3246_christmas_this-man-s-wife-told-him-for-christmas-s_2031190.png) > [I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mehmet-oz/i-used-to-bicycle-to-work-across-the-george-washington-bridge-but-my/) [Mehmet Oz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mehmet-oz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb8/mehmet-oz-6522_bicycle_i-used-to-bicycle-to-work-across-the-geo_488146.png) > [My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-holtz/my-wife-told-me-if-there-is-any-rumors-about-me-it-better-be-about/) [Lou Holtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-holtz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b70/lou-holtz-1584_about_my-wife-told-me-if-there-is-any-rumors-a_1931232.png) > [When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/when-we-got-married-my-wife-told-me-i-was-one-in-a-million-i-found/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f83/rodney-dangerfield-755_found_when-we-got-married-my-wife-told-me-i-wa_366732.jpg) > [My wife told me she wanted something with lots of diamonds, I bought her a deck of cards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/my-wife-told-me-she-wanted-something-with-lots-of-diamonds-i-bought/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/433/green-monk-388_deck-of-cards_my-wife-told-me-she-wanted-something-wit_518759.jpg) > [“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-couldn-t-pay-the-prostitute-and-that-s-the-truth-she-could-have/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/jarod-kintz-2_marriage_i-couldn-t-pay-the-prostitute-and-that-s_1843772.jpg) > [“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve already met. What, do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-wife-told-me-she-d-meet-me-at-the-mall-and-i-said-don-t-be-silly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bc/jarod-kintz-2_marriage_my-wife-told-me-she-d-meet-me-at-the-mal_2962462.jpg) > [I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-tell-ya-i-don-t-get-no-respect-last-week-my-wife-told-me-that-she/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d40/rodney-dangerfield-755_couple_i-tell-ya-i-don-t-get-no-respect-last-we_210115.jpg) > [When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. I told her, run a bubble bath and float in that mother\*\*\*er…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-my-wife-i-told-her-run-a/) [Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/kanye-west-242_bubble-bath_when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-m_897377.jpg) > [My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-cotten/my-wife-told-me-one-of-the-sweetest-things-one-could-hear-i-am-not/) [Joseph Cotten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-cotten/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a13/joseph-cotten-88106_acting_my-wife-told-me-one-of-the-sweetest-thin_3075075.jpg) > [“Before taking her into the library, my wife told me she was an old friend in a marriage crisis. A fatuous lie;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-ludlum/before-taking-her-into-the-library-my-wife-told-me-she-was-an-old/) [Robert Ludlum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-ludlum/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a4/robert-ludlum-12958_friendship_before-taking-her-into-the-library-my-wi_329863.jpg) > [“He asked me not to kill myself - asked, not told. His wife had done that, he told me, and it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-balogh/he-asked-me-not-to-kill-myself-asked-not-told-his-wife-had-done-that/) [Mary Balogh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-balogh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/mary-balogh-914_left-behind_he-asked-me-not-to-kill-myself-asked-not_280731.jpg) > [Some things can not be explained. Sometimes, logic and reason, do not apply. I did, for seven years dream of a little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/some-things-can-not-be-explained-sometimes-logic-and-reason-do-not/) [Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbd/eric-nickel-934_dreams_some-things-can-not-be-explained-sometim_2014410.jpg) > [“On a very hot day in August of 1994, my wife told me she was going down to the Derry Rite Aid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/on-a-very-hot-day-in-august-of-1994-my-wife-told-me-she-was-going/) [Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a50/stephen-king-13_marriage_on-a-very-hot-day-in-august-of-1994-my-w_1286028.jpg) > [“I’ll tell you this, if he gives me one more order with that W word again, I’m going to divorce him before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacquelyn-frank/i-ll-tell-you-this-if-he-gives-me-one-more-order-with-that-w-word/) [Jacquelyn Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacquelyn-frank/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/jacquelyn-frank-7555_better-now_i-ll-tell-you-this-if-he-gives-me-one-mo_2124340.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wife-told/#itemlist", "name": "Wife Told Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Kruk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kruk/my-wife-told-me-i-m-not-as-disgusting-to-her-as-i-used-to-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/658/john-kruk-35452_disgusting_my-wife-told-me-i-m-not-as-disgusting-to_390574.jpg", "contentUrl": 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I mean who says sh*t like that, and doesnt laugh?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kanye West" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-my-wife-i-told-her-run-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/kanye-west-242_bubble-bath_when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-m_897377.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/kanye-west-242_bubble-bath_when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-m_897377.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/kanye-west-242_bubble-bath_when-you-coming-home-thats-a-text-from-m_897377.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. 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But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joseph Cotten" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-cotten/my-wife-told-me-one-of-the-sweetest-things-one-could-hear-i-am-not/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a13/joseph-cotten-88106_acting_my-wife-told-me-one-of-the-sweetest-thin_3075075.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a13/joseph-cotten-88106_acting_my-wife-told-me-one-of-the-sweetest-thin_3075075.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a13/joseph-cotten-88106_acting_my-wife-told-me-one-of-the-sweetest-thin_3075075.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. 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