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title: "55 Wife Said Quotes by 52 authors"
description: "Browse 55 Wife Said quotes by 52 authors. Discover the best Wife Said sayings and thoughts."
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> [I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-asked-him-who-said-you-could-fool-around-with-my-wife-he-said/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buddy-hackett/my-wife-said-to-me-i-want-to-be-cremated-i-said-how-about-tuesday/)

[Buddy Hackett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buddy-hackett/)

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> [I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-milius/i-hardly-said-a-word-to-my-wife-until-i-said-yes-to-divorce/)

[John Milius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-milius/)

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> [If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/if-i-don-t-make-it-tell-my-wife-i-said-hello/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

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> [“My wife said "Mike, just shut up and write.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-dougherty/my-wife-said-mike-just-shut-up-and-write/)

Michael R Dougherty

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> [Laid-back? My wife said that? Well, I guess I am. It takes a lot to get me riled.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liam-neeson/laid-back-my-wife-said-that-well-i-guess-i-am-it-takes-a-lot-to-get/)

[Liam Neeson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liam-neeson/)

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> [My wife said I look like a Latin American dictator. I said, 'That's what I am'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-de-la-renta/my-wife-said-i-look-like-a-latin-american-dictator-i-said-that-s-what/)

[Oscar de la Renta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-de-la-renta/)

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> [I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-schimmel/i-was-making-love-one-night-with-my-wife-and-she-said-you-re-in-me-i/)

[Robert Schimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-schimmel/)

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> [My first wife said, 'It's either that guitar or me,' you know -- and I give you three guesses which one went.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-beck/my-first-wife-said-it-s-either-that-guitar-or-me-you-know-and-i-give/)

[Jeff Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-beck/)

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> [My wife once said that if men had to worry about who was going to clean up the mess, there'd be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-ball/my-wife-once-said-that-if-men-had-to-worry-about-who-was-going-to/)

[Donna Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-ball/)

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> [My wife said to me... you never understood what we were going through back home, did you? And I didn't. And I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-north/my-wife-said-to-me-you-never-understood-what-we-were-going-through/)

[Oliver North](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-north/)

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> [My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/my-wife-drives-the-wrong-way-on-a-one-way-street-the-cop-pulled-her/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [“Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-burton/like-i-told-my-last-wife-i-said-honey-i-never-drive-faster-than-i-can/)

Jack Burton

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> [“Once when I asked you if you still loved your wife, you said, Love leaves the back door open. Later, you said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-connor/once-when-i-asked-you-if-you-still-loved-your-wife-you-said-love/)

Joan Connor

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> [My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds…I got her a bathroom scale.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-wife-said-she-wanted-something-that-went-from-0-to-400-in-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Scott was still, his gaze boring into hers. Finally, when he spoke, he said, “You really were an idiot.” “I know.” She…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-perry/scott-was-still-his-gaze-boring-into-hers-finally-when-he-spoke-he/)

[Kate Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-perry/)

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> [“She paused when he did not speak. "I know what I would do if I were you." Frantically, Tatiana chewed her lip.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulina-simons/she-paused-when-he-did-not-speak-i-know-what-i-would-do-if-i-were-you/)

Paulina Simons

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> [My wife once said that one of her great ambitions was to walk down the streets of Hong Kong with her children.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-b-hinckley/my-wife-once-said-that-one-of-her-great-ambitions-was-to-walk-down/)

[Gordon B. Hinckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-b-hinckley/)

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> [“If I had all the treasure in the world, I would follow my dreams, play with my children, and spend time with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/atticus-poetry/if-i-had-all-the-treasure-in-the-world-i-would-follow-my-dreams-play/)

[Atticus Poetry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/atticus-poetry/)

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> [I said that if I hadn't been a politician, I'd have liked to be a barrister, or an academic. My beloved wife…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-bercow/i-said-that-if-i-hadn-t-been-a-politician-i-d-have-liked-to-be-a/)

[John Bercow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-bercow/)

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> [So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-schimmel/so-my-wife-said-she-read-this-article-in-a-magazine-and-she-said-you/)

[Robert Schimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-schimmel/)

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> [“You’ll always be my Emmy.” “I’m not your anything, Nick.” “You’re my wife.” “A paper certificate does not make me your wife,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/devney-perry/you-ll-always-be-my-emmy-i-m-not-your-anything-nick-you-re-my-wife-a/)

[Devney Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/devney-perry/)

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> [“My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/my-wife-said-to-me-recently-that-she-hates-couples-who-finish-each/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

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> [“may i feel, said he i'll squeal, said she just once, said he it's fun, said she may i touch, said he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-e-cummings-2/may-i-feel-said-he-i-ll-squeal-said-she-just-once-said-he-it-s-fun/)

[E.E. Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-e-cummings-2/)

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> [“My wife and I said good-bye the next morning in a little sheltered place among the lumber on the wharf; she was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-stuart-phelps/my-wife-and-i-said-good-bye-the-next-morning-in-a-little-sheltered/)

Elizabeth Stuart Phelps

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> [When I was at Valencia my wife said that we would win the league. She was right and to mark the occasion…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rafael-benitez/when-i-was-at-valencia-my-wife-said-that-we-would-win-the-league-she/)

[Rafael Benitez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rafael-benitez/)

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> [“What is to become of us? How are we to feed our poor children, when we no longer have anything even for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-grimm/what-is-to-become-of-us-how-are-we-to-feed-our-poor-children-when-we/)

[Jacob Grimm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-grimm/)

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> [“In the same vein, Rupert knew that he'd found his own ideal match,too. He just couldn't imagine how he was going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johanna-lindsey/in-the-same-vein-rupert-knew-that-he-d-found-his-own-ideal-match-too/)

[Johanna Lindsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johanna-lindsey/)

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> [“You'll be my wife," he said inexorably. "You want to own me!" she accused, trying to crawl away from him. "Yes." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/you-ll-be-my-wife-he-said-inexorably-you-want-to-own-me-she-accused/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

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> [“If I was going to be a woman, I would want to be as beautiful as possible. And they said to me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-hoffman/if-i-was-going-to-be-a-woman-i-would-want-to-be-as-beautiful-as/)

[Dustin Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-hoffman/)

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> [My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-monkhouse/my-wife-said-can-my-mother-come-down-for-the-weekend-so-i-said-why/)

[Bob Monkhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-monkhouse/)

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> [“that Victoria’s wife has said that she will phone the police if Victoria ever so much as even mentions this topic again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-finney-boylan/that-victoria-s-wife-has-said-that-she-will-phone-the-police-if/)

[Jennifer Finney Boylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-finney-boylan/)

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> [“ I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/i-don-t-know-what-i-want-and-if-that-s-the-case-as-my-ex-wife-said-i/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/my-wife-said-to-me-i-hope-you-win-but-if-you-do-and-you-go-up-and-say/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

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> [“My wife Once said ''If You ever go bald, then I am gonna leave you'' And she never lied.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dinkar-kalotra/my-wife-once-said-if-you-ever-go-bald-then-i-am-gonna-leave-you-and/)

Dinkar Kalotra

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> [Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/red-buttons/alexander-graham-bell-s-wife-who-said-to-alex-on-their-wedding-night/)

[Red Buttons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/red-buttons/)

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> [“Hello, future wife,” he said, his voice bubbling with glee. “I can’t wait to get started on the rest of our lives!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandhya-menon/hello-future-wife-he-said-his-voice-bubbling-with-glee-i-can-t-wait/)

[Sandhya Menon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandhya-menon/)

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> [“He reached out and grazed my face with the back of his hand. “You are the perfect wife,” he said. “I’ll never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-nichols/he-reached-out-and-grazed-my-face-with-the-back-of-his-hand-you-are/)

[Emma Nichols](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-nichols/)

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> [My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/my-wife-said-to-me-if-you-won-the-lottery-would-you-still-love-me-i/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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> [“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-my-now-ex-wife-said-she-wanted-a-separation-i-was-horrified-so-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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                        "text": "When I was at Valencia my wife said that we would win the league. She was right and to mark the occasion she asked me for a new watch. I bought her the watch, but then she said that we would win the UEFA Cup and that when we did she wanted another watch. Now she says that we will win the Champions League and that she will want an even more expensive watch. My wife has a lot of confidence and a lot of watches.",
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                        "text": "“What is to become of us? How are we to feed our poor children, when we no longer have anything even for ourselves?” “I’ll tell you what, husband,” answered the woman, “early tomorrow morning we will take the children out into the forest to where it is the thickest; there we will light a fire for them, and give each of them one more piece of bread, and then we will go to our work and leave them alone. They will not find the way home again, and we shall be rid of them.” “No, wife,” said the man, “I will not do that; how can I bear to leave my children alone in the forest?—the wild animals would soon come and tear them to pieces.” “O, you fool!” said she, “then we must all”",
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                        "text": "“You'll be my wife,\" he said inexorably. \"You want to own me!\" she accused, trying to crawl away from him. \"Yes.\" He flung her down on the bed and flattened his weight on her. As he spoke, his hot breath fanned her mouth and chin. \"Yes. I want other people to look at you and know you're mine. I want you to take my name and my money. I want you to live with me. I want to be inside you . . . part of your thoughts . . . your body . . . all of you. I want you to trust me. I want to give you whatever elusive, impossible, goddamned mysterious thing it is you need in order to be happy. Does that frighten you? Well, it frightens the hell out of me. Don't you think I'd stop feeling this way if I could? It's not as if you're the easiest woman in the world!!”",
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                        "text": "“that Victoria’s wife has said that she will phone the police if Victoria ever so much as even mentions this topic again.”",
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