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title: "20 Wife Like Quotes by 18 authors"
description: "Browse 20 Wife Like quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Wife Like sayings and thoughts."
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> [Wife is like rose bud, not on bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yssubramanyam/wife-is-like-rose-bud-not-on-bed/)

[Yssubramanyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yssubramanyam/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bd/yssubramanyam-13243_marriage_wife-is-like-rose-bud-not-on-bed-224317_224317.jpg)

> [Wife is like rose bud, but not on bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yssubramanyam/wife-is-like-rose-bud-but-not-on-bed/)

[Yssubramanyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yssubramanyam/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9d/yssubramanyam-13243_marriage_wife-is-like-rose-bud-but-not-on-bed-594_594645.jpg)

> [Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-phil/coaching-your-wife-is-like-trying-to-baptize-a-cat/)

[Dr Phil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-phil/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ee/dr-phil-31151_coaching_coaching-your-wife-is-like-trying-to-bap_312869.jpg)

> [My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evel-knievel/my-wife-and-i-we-like-to-ride-where-there-s-not-much-traffic/)

[Evel Knievel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evel-knievel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48b/evel-knievel-5375_marriage_my-wife-and-i-we-like-to-ride-where-ther_749961.png)

> [“An unfaithful wife is like a cloth in an open marketplace.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abdulazeez-henry-musa/an-unfaithful-wife-is-like-a-cloth-in-an-open-marketplace/)

[Abdulazeez Henry Musa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abdulazeez-henry-musa/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a86/abdulazeez-henry-musa-12833_marriage_an-unfaithful-wife-is-like-a-cloth-in-an_2063827.jpg)

> [Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/making-love-to-your-wife-is-like-shooting-at-sitting-ducks/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb0/groucho-marx-788_ducks_making-love-to-your-wife-is-like-shootin_732093.jpg)

> [Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions on the website. You understand nothing still you say I agree...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/listening-to-wife-is-like-reading-the-terms-conditions-on-the-website/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/nikhil-saluja-26_marriage_listening-to-wife-is-like-reading-the-te_1870992.jpg)

> [If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zig-ziglar/if-you-treat-your-wife-like-a-thoroughbred-you-ll-never-end-up-with-a/)

[Zig Ziglar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zig-ziglar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9f/zig-ziglar-263_marriage_if-you-treat-your-wife-like-a-thoroughbr_1732643.png)

> [I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-like-state-farm-when-her-husband-leaves-i-bang-his-wife-like-a/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecd/nikhil-saluja-26_marriage_i-m-like-state-farm-when-her-husband-lea_1831084.jpg)

> [Most of them girls I plan to never wife, but it's something about you that I like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyga/most-of-them-girls-i-plan-to-never-wife-but-it-s-something-about-you/)

[Tyga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyga/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/891/tyga-579_marriage_most-of-them-girls-i-plan-to-never-wife_1235874.jpg)

> [“Every man sees his wife like an angel; until he gets a better one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/every-man-sees-his-wife-like-an-angel-until-he-gets-a-better-one/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/220/m-f-moonzajer-244_angel_every-man-sees-his-wife-like-an-angel-un_194379.jpg)

> [When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-menzies/when-people-meet-my-wife-they-think-better-of-me-they-say-with-a-wife/)

[Robert Menzies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-menzies/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf1/robert-menzies-22587_marriage_when-people-meet-my-wife-they-think-bett_343022.jpg)

> [There's been quite a few conversations between me and my wife; she'd like to see my hair brown again. So who knows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-fieri/there-s-been-quite-a-few-conversations-between-me-and-my-wife-she-d/)

[Guy Fieri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-fieri/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dee/guy-fieri-2511_again_there-s-been-quite-a-few-conversations-b_1120387.jpg)

> [Bethink you of the blessedness. Every wife is like the Mother of God and has the hope of bearing a saviour of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-buchan/bethink-you-of-the-blessedness-every-wife-is-like-the-mother-of-god/)

[John Buchan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-buchan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da6/john-buchan-7539_blessedness_bethink-you-of-the-blessedness-every-wif_2873736.jpg)

> [Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. They joint together, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing whoever comes between…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/husband-and-wife-are-like-a-pair-of-scissors-they-joint-together/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/anonymous-1_husband-and-wife_husband-and-wife-are-like-a-pair-of-scis_300155.jpg)

> [“Q: Why is it that after they get married, a husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/q-why-is-it-that-after-they-get-married-a-husband-and-wife-are-like/)

[Various](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/various/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c94/various-1467_husband-and-wife_q-why-is-it-that-after-they-get-married_962904.jpg)

> [The wife whose sweetly given reply in the face of any problem would be, "Whatever you think is best, dear." Women, take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-wife-whose-sweetly-given-reply-in-the-face-of-any-problem-would/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/006/stephen-king-13_cutting_the-wife-whose-sweetly-given-reply-in-th_1679889.jpg)

> [My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/my-wife-like-many-women-actually-likes-wrapping-things-if-she-gives/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aba/dave-barry-222_batteries_my-wife-like-many-women-actually-likes-w_877535.jpg)

> [Good sex is an all-day affair. You can't treat your wife like a servant and expect her to be eager to sleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-leman/good-sex-is-an-all-day-affair-you-can-t-treat-your-wife-like-a/)

[Kevin Leman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-leman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f39/kevin-leman-21208_affair_good-sex-is-an-all-day-affair-you-can-t_2829069.png)

> [“...I don't know what marriages are like on your plane. I know Fae marriages can be all about respect and treating your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/i-don-t-know-what-marriages-are-like-on-your-plane-i-know-fae/)

[Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b76/sophie-oak-14681_bdsm_i-don-t-know-what-marriages-are-like-on_1735486.jpg)

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