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title: "3 Wife Gives Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clement-freud/if-anyone-tells-me-i-m-fat-i-say-that-s-because-every-time-i-make/)

[Clement Freud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clement-freud/)

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> [The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-santayana/the-philosophy-of-the-common-man-is-an-old-wife-that-gives-him-no/)

[George Santayana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-santayana/)

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> [My wife gives good headache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-gives-good-headache/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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