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title: "6 Wife Fat Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Wife Fat quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Wife Fat sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I love my wife whether she's fat, thin, fucking square, round, fucking oblong shape. She's the greatest lover I've ever had. She's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-love-my-wife-whether-she-s-fat-thin-fucking-square-round-fucking/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de3/ozzy-osbourne-685_love_i-love-my-wife-whether-she-s-fat-thin-fu_727220.jpg)

> [My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-is-so-fat-that-when-she-lays-on-the-beach-the-people-feel/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03e/rodney-dangerfield-755_beach_my-wife-is-so-fat-that-when-she-lays-on_1393323.jpg)

> [My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-she-s-fat-why-if-she-lost-a-few-pounds-she-d-be-perfectly/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/rodney-dangerfield-755_fats_my-wife-she-s-fat-why-if-she-lost-a-few_2046513.jpg)

> [My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-is-so-fat-that-the-last-time-i-saw-something-that-big-it-was/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/217/rodney-dangerfield-755_bigs_my-wife-is-so-fat-that-the-last-time-i-s_2085423.jpg)

> [He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-viterelli/he-asked-why-and-i-said-because-gwyneth-has-a-fat-suit-my-wife-has-a/)

[Joe Viterelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-viterelli/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0c/joe-viterelli-74728_fats_he-asked-why-and-i-said-because-gwyneth_2145502.png)

> [I'll never know what my life would have been like if they hadn't made Lawrence of Arabia. What would I be? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-sharif/i-ll-never-know-what-my-life-would-have-been-like-if-they-hadn-t-made/)

[Omar Sharif](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-sharif/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/omar-sharif-15228_arabia_i-ll-never-know-what-my-life-would-have_2750159.jpg)

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